Bad dev habit: ranting on Devrant.

Welcome to the future guys.

Designer: can we put the popup at the top of the screen?

Me: You mean op top of the navigation?

Designer: Yeah.

Me: I sure can. Would be stupid to block off the site navigation with a popup, but definately possible.

Designer: Cool, let me know when done!

Me: ....

Me: I am done.

Designer: Well now I can't click on the navigation anymore.

Me: That's correct. Let me know when you want to change it again.

Due to Coronavirus (COVID19) all TCP applications are being converted to UDP to avoid handshake.

@ynnk </3

If you are sending me data to use, DO NOT FUCKING SEND ME AN IMAGE FROM EXCEL.

You guys are getting paid?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa.

How malloc works? It's easy. Just follow this simple flowchart and you will understand in no time.

My keyboard doesn't look right unless the Num Lock light is on.

"So how does this blockchain work?"

Me:

Vegans are like arch users. They need to tell everyone.

Github after Microsoft purchase

I don't give a fuck about what Microsoft does. I'll still use GitHub because it is GitHub. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Any devs with interesting stickers?

I'm always the guy that does the work...

How I meet devRant...

it'd be a nice game. Let's download.

My new sweatshirt. When maths loves LOTR

A man is smoking a cigarette🚬 and blowing smoke rings into the air.  His girlfriend👩 becomes irritated with the smoke and says, “Can’t you see the warning⚠️ on the cigarette pack?  Smoking is hazardous to your health!”

To which the man replies, “I am a programmer.  We don’t worry about warnings; we only worry about errors❕❗.”

BLOCKCHAIN?

I don't really like memes but this one is way too relatable...

It's probable.

You know you are screwed when windows starts looking for a solution online for a network problem

I was never really fond of 2FA, mostly due to the pain in the ass it creates if you lose or can’t access the 2nd device or jumping between GAuth to access Password Manager to access a password to use a login 😱.

But when your phone prompts up with a “allow some Asian, access to you’re iCloud account” you feel a world of relief that you have:

1) a notification you’re account is no longer secure,

And,

2) an immediate ability to change passwords before any access is granted.

Now it’s 1 more password I no longer know due to it being a scrambled mess of characters.

PS: Fuck you, you low life shithead!

-When using Windows
Butthurt Geeks: "You suck, use Linux!"

-When using Ubuntu
Butthurt Geeks: "You suck, use Arch! (or anything that isn't based in mainstream Ubuntu ) "

-When using Atom
Butthurt Geeks: "You suck, don't use the mouse!"

-When using Vim
Butthurt Geeks: "You suck, use Emacs!"

Really, do you always have to force everyone to use the toys that you are using?

Omg...
T-Mobile AT was asked, why they store passwords in plain text, and in a long discussion, they answered this (see img)

I don't know, if this is a late april fool...

put that as status in a big ass Facebook group
and this is the result :)

I always liked doing interesting things with adobe tools, but today I've found a video from 2013, where I am 14. I have no idea how I did it.

OMG guys, a girl asked me to teach her how to program!!! Should I marry her now???