EVERYTIME!!

The man, The myth, The legend

Shit happens... but never let your shit go to far... specially while in production or drunk.

buzzword translations:

"cloud" -> someones computer

"big data" -> lots of somewhat irrelevant data

"ai" -> if if if if if if if if if if if if if else

"algorithm" -> something that works but you don't know why

"secure" -> https://

"cyber security" -> kali linux + black hoodie

"innovation" -> adding something completely irrelevant such as making a poop emoji talk

"blockchain" -> we make lots of backups

"privacy" -> we store your data, we just don't tell you about it

Dear Skype,

Me: I mend shoes

dev vision test

*scroll of truth*

Good job Microsoft, top notch spelling 👍

This is the best thing I've seen all week.

Guys, I've been thinking.

When I get married I'm gonna make my partner agree to terms of service and my privacy policy instead of the lame wedding vows 😛

Instead of 'I do', it'll be 'I agree'.

Should also probably make him sign an NDA incase things go south.

Edit:
Also, probably a code of bathroom conduct. (I just remembered that football while peeing rant)

The same procedure as last project?

The same procedure as last project!

I'm sure some here can relate.

(From "Dark Humor" FB page)

I love this meme, had to share it 😂

How ironic.

lol, nice cookie banner 🤫

IE : how dare you !! You overly confident fool

Well that's a fancy shirt

So, my wife sends me this picture because our car had 111,111 miles on it. Of course she called me a nerd when I told her, "That is awesome because if you ignore the .3 on the trip odometer it is 63 and that in binary is 111111"

Types of headache 😂

I have upgraded my graphics from medium to high. And also set anti aliasing to the highest and now everything seems beautiful.

Yo, rate my setup (i just moved and am waiting for my stuff)

us government pls

net neutrality

we need it

kthxbye

YouTube comments at it's best

Pretty accurate answer I must say

My teacher showed me this today and I have to share... A programming language made entirely of Arnold schwartzenegger quotes
http://lhartikk.github.io/ArnoldC/

The teacher told me to describe the transformations, so I did. I wonder why she didn't accept it...

When your girlfriend bathroom is highly active on github

The end has begun

Windows 10 deletes files so slowly that inadvertently it gives the impression that it's secretly sending data to three/four-letter organisations instead of the trash