@alexbrooklyn i need to relearn basic and simple front-end and learn Vue cause that's the framework they use, then learn Scala and some other things off the list that they need me to learn before starting

@alexbrooklyn it should but they called me this afternoon to tell me that i have to be prepared for it so i should start doing ""self-training"" before starting work cause its going to be insanely difficult

... and imagine them calling 2 months before the start of the internship

to find the bug, u must BE THE BUG so be a HOPPER

Richard fucking Stallman is damn proud 👨‍💻

*creates robot to constantly tell u that*

Congrats mate!!!

this._service.get("https://api.chucknorris.io/jokes/...", headers);

@Root it used to do something, but i guess with the increasing number of users, you'll need more people to block the user to get their attention to have some action

Motivate him with amazing ideas that would boost his creativity and inspiration to do cool stuff and learn new things.

Talk to him about things that he likes and may somehow give him ideas.

i dont even use a ruler.... i use MY FINGERS

a little obssessed with dolls D:
why not have hot and dirty programming porn which is better ;)

@alexbrooklyn "im sorry, i dont think im doing it right. ive never done this before."

then i literally just told him to reassign it to me and i walked out and told my boss to just give him marketing stuff

Facebook is for digging your darkest personal history from when u were a kid

until u get shit tons of bugs in your code with very shitty teammates xd

@Demolishun we lost 1 week of work.... for something i could have done myself

@alexbrooklyn no, it turns out he doesn't even know what an API is and what OOP is and we were trying to make him do something he doesn't know. he basically lied on his CV xddd

@endor HAHAHA and destroying their perfectly good master branch *gets fired on the first day*

@stop they should have indicated it before they let u touch it,, their loss anyway xd

@stop oshiit did they find out :O

Omg we had this intern a few months ago (he doesn't work for us anymore). He created a new server for the clients and a new user for them. He put that as user and password. I literally facepalmed in front of my boss when he told us. So much for security.

He had one job and that's what he did.

She's 404 not found!

@awaisking nu-uh, im keeping him ;)

@daemonAD it wasnt lmao the next day i felt like i was camping at the office. he's really nice cause he lets us work remotely too.

@-ANGRY-CLIENT- damn ok try now. it was something in the settings haha

this is basically us in the office lmao we shouldnt be testing in PRO, but oh well

@-ANGRY-CLIENT- yas, search for _colebrooks

@-ANGRY-CLIENT- eeeheheheheheeeee okay confirmed 😂 im Cole if u dont remember me

@-ANGRY-CLIENT- u seem so familiar af. are u from Rogue?

@-ANGRY-CLIENT- cause angry clients are impatient asf but as soon as i posted it, my mind switch to its darkside and thought about something else that requires "slapping" 😂

oh god wait i didnt mean it that way @-ANGRY-CLIENT-