I'm not kidding; I literally don't know how to close Vim on my phone

"Hey mans, we would love to have you as a mentor for our project, help us by guiding us along as we go"

Spent 12 hrs reading docs and writing code yesterday, for what's now a startup with clients patiently waiting.

I default to numbers that are powers of two.

"I told you 256 times already!"

devRant

I started at age 13 with Delphi 6 and HTML.

Oh, this PHP thing is becoming big, we must use this; *makes ASP*

Oh, oh, this Java thing is really popular, and we're not the big bois now! *releases C#*

Waaait, functional is cool now? Damnit. Dude, grab this~~~ *F#*

Uhh. So people actually like JavaScript now? A wild *~~TypeScript~~* has appeared

Why does Microsoft have a history of following trends, and releasing poor clones with no substantial improvements??

For personal projects, I challenge myself to brevity. Like. I don't try to put everything in one line, but I really push it to the limits.

1. Mailserver is down.
2. Write a ticket to provider.
3. Can't get a reponse because of 1.
4. ?????
5. Profit
6. Scratch that. We're a start-up.

!rant
TypeScript.NET 😂

Was offered a really good price to set up a webshop, and he would pay me the same amount for two literal duplicates of the site.
"Oh btw I need it so no one can see who logged in to the website, there must be no traces of activity"

IOW - he makes shitloads on illegal horse trade while I take the blame for the website.