Welcome to the future guys.

Do you ever read any of agreement...

Being Generous

Boss: Can we add a [Close] button at the top right of the modal instead for all the items, the back at the lower left seems out of place.

Me: What modal? You mean move the back button to the top right of the page?

Boss: And make it say [Close]

Me: But it navigates Back. It's not a modal so it doesn't close. [Back] makes more sense than [Close].

Boss: Ok
...
Boss: Change the [Back] on the modal to [Close].

Me: But... fine...

Buttons all now say "Close", they all have double quotes. No one has said anything.

We are currently in home office because of the actual corona situation. Since yesterday we experience internet problems in this region. So I constantly check ping to see how worse it is.

Let's see how long it takes for my girlfriend to rage:

while true; do if (( $(ping -c1 1.1.1.1 | grep "bytes from" | cut -d "=" -f4 | cut -d " " -f1) > 40 ));then espeak "fuck" ;fi;sleep 1;done

Don't look at my branch...

Repeat after me:

CLEAR.
CACHE.
FIXES.
EVERYTHING.

I have no idea why the server does this, but everytime I Ctrl+C a process it prints a unicode heart out.

Yeet my project too 😂😂

WARNING: cringe for full-stack developers..

Recruiters at it again - how does any of this make sense?

All my unit tests work, all my component tests work, why the FUCK does it give me a 'Verification Failed' error?

1 hour later:
Oh wait this is the wrong public key

When you've been getting lots of comments on your pull request and have to keep asking for approval.

The bloke that I share my office with is asleep on the job. Ffs, can I get any support around here?

This working remotely from home thing, just isn’t panning out

How to boost profits

Did happen to me 😂

Pics ? 😃😃😃

😂😂😂😂

Every website now except mine.. well, when it goes live 😂. Anyway found on Twitter

Debugging JS be like

Designers,

■■■■■■■ please
■■■■ stop
■■■■■■■■■ using
■■ charts
■■■■■ to show
■■■■■■■ your skills
■■■■ in your
■■■■■■■ resume

Bug solving too.....

What an interesting CAPTCHA...
I hope they parse their input right 😉

There's a spending machine in my job that uses a tablet with an app as the interface. I downloaded Spotify, put some music and switch back to the app. It's funny to see the people trying to find where the music came from.

Dead.....

😂😂😂😂

I've got a few stickers
It's the first time a decorated my laptops :)

This is unintentionally hilarious.

A gift from my son

A friend got a "new" (several years old) pc from an other friend. The pc made strange noises, so I open it and found a little speaker connected to the USB pins on the mainboard. Not an USB speaker but a simple mini speaker with two cables (see the picture). Why would someone do this?

Triggered af that Jim left for Philly with his computer unlocked...