I died and went to drunk debugging heaven

More active than me

I hit 20k last night! 😄

Every user who's Smartphone is neither one year old nor will be getting Version Upgrade

Merch package signed by dfox himself :D
Maybe I should keep that part, should we ever blow up like Facebook hehehe

that's what I call a rubber duck collection =)

I code best at 14 degree Centigrade. Hate heat

My new toy.😍

PM: We need security on signup, the password entry should contain "A capital letter, 2 numbers, a symbol, an inspiring message, a spell, a gang sign, a hieroglyph and the blood of a virgin."
ME:

Solution to all of our Git problems

Nostalgia level: ∞

Gotta love cmder

Today is my Birthday and I got this gift from my friend.

What a nice trip to Italy. So tempting to ask someone who was so active

Checking out new editors:

if (editorHasTheme('SpaceGray')) {
installEditor();
} else {
checkNextEditor();
}

When you're wondering why a certain someone never replied to an email,

then you realise why... 😂🤣🤘😏

All holes filled.. 😂

Define :

Secure SQL

My life is hell

Got selected for in a start-up
Went the other day to finalize things

Bastard of a boss makes me wait for 2 hours
Then calls me and says "I have seen your game and i know your potential,,My development team isn't able to make this app,so I want you to do it alone,,Plus i want it better than out competitors product,and oh,,make for iOS as well"

Someone tell that bastard that unity game development and Android app development are 2 very different fucking things

Surely getting fured with lot of humiliation
😭😭

Savage!!! (-Programming Geeks)

Yes. It's gonna happen soon.

Oh yes...

Aww.....

Recently, my friend and I participated in a hackathon and had the chance of building my very first Dapp. We call it FarmerChain. FarmerChain has a module called Farmer Bank. It's a simple wallet type contract simulating a "bank". I'd love some feedback from you guys. Any critiques/suggestions/ everything is welcome. Source code https://github.com/imshubhamsingh/...

Learn x86

Marry a dev girl

God watches you or not, NSA surely does.

Wonder if any NSA guy uses devrant though?

"Make the feature more useful."

Please write a user story. It's hard to determine what you want.

"As Sales Agent I would like the <feature> to be extended so it's more useful to me."

(ノಥ,_｣ಥ)ノ彡┻━┻

So I host a few mining pools and some of the stories we hear from miners can be quite interesting. One of our miners recently had his front door busted off the hinges and a drug bust team go into his house and turn the house upside down. How did they determine that he was a threat for growing illegal drugs? Well he had a high power bill because of the miners and he grows flowers and food inside of his house and that was enough for THE NYPD to get a warrant.

Now he is responsible for cleaning up the mess the police made. What scares me the most is that they are tracking soil you buy online along with high power bills. What the hell USA im a proud Canadian

Just...