That explains everything. Thank you, Magento.

Magento sucks ass

Oh sh*t

During exams vs studying
While working vs while chilling.

Anyone else have this problem?

If Rammstein did code :D

XML sucks. Why can't we just use JSON everywhere?

Okay so I have a stressball, but the kind of fucked up stress I was in the last two days required more than just my stressball.. I Okay so I have a stressball, but the kind of fucked up stress I was in the last two days required more than just my stressball.. I really need a punching bag..

FUCK!!

EDIT:
I'm not only feeling stressed, but I also have A LOT of anger inside me.

That facepalm moment when the client rejects your code saying it's too small, and it might contain bugs.

I quit my job, moved back home and will be studying my butt off and creating an impressive portfolio for the next 6 months to get a dream 100k+ remote job.

Story of my life..

Cred: Practical Dev

100 / 100 😂😂

"Does it work in IE?"

No, and I don't care.

Worst experience? Probably that in my area are no Hackathons.

!Rant
*Gets more coffee*

"Hey, this Chrome autofill feature is so helpful and does exactly what I expect" - said no one ever.

When I first started in IT 10 years ago I thought my coworker was pretty weird: every day she brought a coffee mug to the coffee machine and filled it by punching the "espresso" button 7 times. Little did I know this was just a sneak peak into my future...

Currently I'm getting paid to shit

What I thought back end developing was before I got into programming

Wrote JavaScript today and it didn't work in chrome and Firefox but it worked fine in IE...I instantly knew I did something wrong.

Client side validation op xD

Got the first payment from my client! Cheers 🍻

With a guy that thinks angularjs is much older than html

:-\

Normal people don't understand this concept; they believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
- The Dilbert Principle (1996)

Oh yeah, we are starting a new project

practice makes perfect

Q: Why did the databases administrator leave his wife?

A: She had one-to-many relationship