"I don't need a separate drive for backups"

Youtube, codecademy, w3schools, stackoverflow, etc.

Started with HTML, CSS, and JavaScript until WordPress introduced me to PHP. It was hate at first sight.

I started coding in 1994 making .BAT menus for my DOS games. Used HELP.EXE to find commands I could use. Then I figured out how to modify and run GORILLA.BAS (using Q-Basic). Man, when I realized that all BASIC commands were in the OS documentation as well, that was the Red Pill! Just started to copy commands and blocks from the Gorillas game into a new program, read the doc, modify, run and learn. Btw, the first BASIC command I played with was "PLAY" (for music).

At that time I was 10 and there was no Stackoverflow, no Youtube, no tutorials, no Google... no easy path to follow down the rabbit hole.

Ref: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

My company just fired 20 people, and the next day instuted a program so salaried employees have to clock in and out. Of course not to effect our pay, just to keep their paranoid asses breathing down our necks. Also, no clocking in remotely so all the work I do from home won't be taken into account. Fucking micromanaging, ball-licking, scum-fuck, MBA, morons couldn't run a company if their lives depended on it. When will these soul-less, suit-wearing, shit-scarffers learn that treating your employees with respect and valueing actual work over bullshit metrics, is a better business strategy than treating them like fucking sheep to the slaughter. Fml, I gotta find a new job...

Anybody else noticed how horrible devRant navigation drawer is??

Most accurate thing I've seen all day

Aren't all platforms built by developers ?? 🤔🤔it's like advertising and chicken bucket that has chicken in it XD

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.

Keep the faith :D

(Found on 9gag)

Monodevelop.
I don't really know why, maybe the interface, but today, after uninstalling VS2015 and installing VS2017, I wanted to edit a script in Unity and when I clicked on it, Monodevelop started. I was like OOOH NOOO!! PLEASE NO!!

M$ Access... It's so disgusting...

Have to work with it a good amount of my work time. It's one reason why I'll change company in the near future.

JIRA. Fucking JIRA. Everybody just fucking hates it. It tops the list of shit pieces of software by a fair margin, followed by JIRA in second place and JIRA in 3rd. It's fucking unusable without superpowers and endless patience. It does whatever it goddamn pleases and randomly sends your precious input that you so carefully crafted anxiously avoiding to press one wrong key to the happy hunting grounds.

Fuck you, JIRA.
- Every developer. Really every.

When you finally finish the WordPress site your client thought u built from scratch

Worst enterprise "software"?

Re:Re:Re:Re:Fwd:Re [specification-v0.1(4)-backup.doc.zip]

Kill me now

!rant

Learning a bit of Python: amazed at the simplicity of Django!

Just wow!

My sister's college is making them do their Final Year Project in VISUAL BASICS 6.
I mean WHY !?!?
Why use a software that's discontinued and they'll never use?

So Apple, you're telling us developers that instead of using keyboard shortcuts, we're supposed to use the touch bar instead? Oh and also carry 20 adapters to do the same thing we could do with the 2015 MacBook Pro?

!rant
When you're sick of maintaining the biggest torrent site and decide to open a restaurant instead

My old boss thought FYI meant ... "Fuck you idiot"

When you don't wanna fix someone's machine but they won't take no for an answer.
1. Go to
http://fakewindowsupdate.com
2. Select OS
3. Press F11
4. Just tell them it just needed to update and enjoy the show.

Just found an EPROM (Erasable Programmable ROM) from my dad's old stuff.
Yeah, there's a window for UV light, if you wish to erase your existing code/data!

Thought you people can relate.....

I now understand the double tap feature. It's really useful when your reading devRant while eating.

Am I the only one that does not even consider a freelance job if the description has bad/poor English and/or is written in all caps?

What do u think ?

Geekgasm lol

Childhood ruined

When people find out the hard truth