A windows user meets linux!

enabling firewall on a vps to secure my docker containers and forgetting to add openssh to allowed list --> ssh blocked 😃🔫

> *walking to school*
> *headphones on, music on*
> Kid wants to ask me something
> *takes off headphones*
"You're good with custom ROMs right?"
"Uuuh... Well, perhaps"
"Is it possible to install Windows on a Samsung tablet?"
> NO YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER
"No"
> *puts headphones back on*

Can't believe I am learning this in 2017.

So starting this month, December and January I'll be learning HTML, CSS, JavaScript, and PHP so that I can develop my own website as a personal profile. Anyway, in my googling I found this odd yet very informative picture.

Sales guys

C is not that hard:

void (* (* f[ ]) () ) () declares f to be array of unspecified size, of pointers to functions, which return pointers to functions which return void.

By the way, I am uncomfortable with the fact that I am comfortable with this statement.

HELLO WORLD! ITS FIRST DAY OF LEARNING HTML😊

When she only dates mathematicians and you are ready for the challenge

Always...😑

:^)
For real though, to each their own in the end.
I accept MacOS for development, but Apple hardware is just price gouging.

Ok it seems they already refuse me the job... I can't even put my last name! Wtf

Triggered

This deserves a repost.

So true but its really sad that people buy anything from them... 😐

Pc vs Iphone X? 😃

Iphone X... 😂🍎

colleagues: Hey, have you finished that app
Me:

Bad news for Muslims... Iphone X and its face ID...

A Java Development vacancy I came across today:

Requirements:

Must:

° Appropriate Education
° Work Experience with Java/Javascript knowledge, at least 2 years, good understanding of OOP, patterns
° Experience with Spring, NoSQL(MongoDB)

Preferably:

° Experience with Tomcat/Jboss/Glassfish
° JDBC, JSF, JSP, JSTL, Angular, ExtJS
° HTML5, CSS3, XML, Jquery, Bootstrap, Primefaces
° Hibernate
° Git/SVN

Objective:

° Implementation of specific requirements
° Cooperation with business analytics and clarification of reuirements
° Participation in the development of application architecture and technology selection

Who are they hiring?

All the truth...!??

I can code "Hello World" , am I developer ?

Why does visual studio take so long to uninstall? Is it because they want to give me time to hit that cancel button?

So my cousin approaches me with his Android phone and, with a worried tone, says:

- "But... is it true that if you enable the developer mode you can get arrested?"
- "What? No. Why?"
- "Because this screen says so. I once enabled them out of curiosity but then I couldn't disable it so I had to reset the phone."

Turns out that, in Italian, "arrest" is a synonym of "halt". The message says "these settings can cause the _arrest_ or malfunctioning of the device"

Couldn't stop laughing 😂

Linux is user friendly. It's just very picky about who its friends are.