Teacher: What is recursion?

Me: This https://www.devrant.io/rants/533667

I was a little startled when I saw posts with images of google searches with "programmers are..."

So I tried it for myself.. nothing to worry about

Is this the real life..?

safe mode

Any one else out there self-taught and employed? I taught myself to code starting when I was in middle school and my code shows it lol. But I've finally found a job where I can ise my knowledge even though i lack a degree. Anyone else out there with similar stories?

finally at 5am, submitted the app to app store

The best answer

Wish I Had One.. (っ◕‿◕)っ

1337 r4n70r
Thanks @dfox @trogus

"You programme computers, so you must be able to fix my computer"...

#stopthismadness

accurate.

everyone knows the boss 😁😏

I'm starting to really like this place

How do you tell HTML from HTML5?
- Try it out in IE.
- Did it work?
- No?
- It's HTML5.

Deadline is coming!!!

On his first week at job, the junior says:

Hey guys! Check out this new website I found! You'll thank me later.

Programming Fact

It took me 30 minutes (and 40 crashes in production) to fix it...

FML...

That glorious moment when you find the bug and can close all the 172 Stack Overflow tabs

To understand recursion, first you need to understand recursion

And my powers back! Fuck talking to people, it's a short weekend and I've got side-projects!

Job Ad says "Web Developer". Requested skills were HTML, CSS, PHP & XML. Go to interview & get grilled about my design skills. Web Developer != Web Designer people! Get it together! 🙄🙄🙄

Developers who writes something similar

if (count >= 0) { return true; }

else { return false; }

deserves a special room in hell.

"Java is to JavaScript as pain is to painting"

When you look back at the code you wrote year(s) back! 😂😂

The everyday software development process:

I can’t fix this!

Crisis of confidence 😕
Questions career 😳
Questions life 😩

...oh it was a typo, cool 😆 🙌

see you in hell mac mini, the raspberry pi is taking your place connected to the tv.

when $25 of Linux out performs $300 of apple.

I went to Paris for my first interview (that was 1989) for a job of Unix kernel developer. All dressed up. I step out of the elevator and see a young punk with scruffy hair and different colour shoes. I reckon he must be the pizza delivery guy. I ask him "dude, can you please point me to the CEO's office for interview". He said "sure, follow me man, I'll show you". We arrive at a desk, he sat down in the big chair and looks at me with a big smile and says "Ok dude, here we are. I am the CEO. Now let's see how good you are!"
I got the job. And 26 years latet, last week, amazing coincidence: I met him again at a trade show in Paris ... with the same coloured shoes. How cool is that!!!

That's probably asked countless times already, but who else loves the series Silicon Valley from HBO? I wish there were more series like that...

My Crush who is a bookworm: what do u do?
me: i am a writer
she: wow thats soo cool
me: (excited inside)
she: what did u write recently?
me: code
she: 😐