Web and IE8 in nutshell

Friend: Dude, could you look at my code, see what's wrong??

Me: Its not indented. Indent is properly first..

I got this from a page in fisbuk

Code comments be like....

:))))))

Found something true as 1 == 1

This is how recursive functions works

If my code was a picture :D

Girlfriend: What's your biggest fear?

Me: That machines take over the world.

Girlfriend: What?

Toaster: What?

Write once ... works forever
Write once ... get paid forever
The new GIG !!!

I just saw a code from 5 years ago .. WTH I was doing ?!!

What a weird age we live in!!!
We need to prove machines that we are not machines...
#captcha

Manager: Write a function to get tomorrow's date.

Kids:

int getTomorrowsDate() {
return getCurrentDate() + 1;
}

Legends:

int getTomorrowsDate() {
sleep(1000*60*60*24);
return getCurrentDate();
}

Hot fix of a production bug!

Millennials

Thanks stackoverflow...

`grey` is darker than `darkgrey`
(#808080 vs #a9a9a9)

gg CSS

Holy shit I never realised how frustrating it is to code for a client the way they want it... I mean I just want to go back to coding for fun

The bugs have learned to hide

This is surprisingly accurate

When frontend is ready before backend

😂😂 typically windows

I think server down time is because of rain 🌧

"QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv." - Bill Sempf

Me and my girlfriend are arguing, because I'm programming a lot and I don't have time to give her attention. She said if I don't give her attention, she will break up with me.
Any suggestion where I can find a good tutorial for C#?

2b || !2b ?

Stoned..!

#wife {
right: 100%;
margin: 0;
}

No proble

10 points for next century option.