A ten minute task can be finished in a minute when you think in the toilet.

Proven by experience

Python and pseudocode

"quick fix"

Stalking devs on GitHub. 😂

CEO: You need to use git.
Designer: No

CEO: You can backup stuff.
Designer: No

CEO: You don't have to save copies!
Designer: No

CEO: You will use a really cool command line!
Designer: No

CEO: It has unlimited storage
Designer: So when we start?

Some people have a Bible by their bed to worship; some people, me, have Code Complete 2nd Edition by their bed.

My wife asked what "Soapy" was on my laptop. She was referring to SoapUI, but told me the U must be silent ;)

Rant, but also want to know, how the fuck do you accidentally drop a database link. In production. On the most important database. Housing our biggest applications.

Python Charmers hands up 🙌🙌🙌🙌!!!!!

Just made the shift to a Linux development environment from a windows one... Gotta say it feels so much better (love Ubuntu's interface)
Miss the use of photoshop though (I Know gimp exists... But photoshop is just so much better)
Any tips for a linux/ubuntu newbie??

Everytime I start up my computer be like...

JavaScript is wild

And i thought my Idea was GOOD

!rant: A friend posted the frontpage of a local newspaper in the Philippines. The summary is in 'lorem ipsum'! I checked it online(epaper) and it is still there! Someone's gonna be in big trouble...

Oh god, my first proper rant...

Ok, I am finally fucking sick of all these people shit talking game engines because some people make shitty games with them.

What does it matter what game engine someone uses, unreal engine, game maker, unity, it doesn't matter what you use.

If you think an engine is shit, make your own engine from scratch with all your code, Jesus Christ people -.-

And it ran forever

The building is booting.
Please come back later!

So I was having an interview with a cool company a while ago. I had a non programming, full-time job then and I was having the interview during my break. I stressfully coded my way through a fizzbuzz and a tree question (luckily I had been studying data structures) but the interviewer generally sounded satisfied. Towards the end, he cheerfully asks "So, why do you want to work for us?" I panicked because I forgot to read details about the company before the interview. My response was "Um, because you offer a remote and part-time position, I know that's not a very nice reason, but, ummmm". The interviewer said "I see, thank you..." in a very dissapointed voice. Man, I didn't shoot myself in the leg, I loaded a nuclear missile on a fucking satellite and directed it straight to my balls. I felt so embarassed. Interviewer guy if you are reading this, I wanna say sorry.

Choose one language that will stay and be used universally by every coder, and the others will vanish

I choose Python, what about you?

Password max length: 12 characters
Additional requirements: exactly 1 special character and exactly 2 numbers.

I've got 99 problems and all of them are priority one.

Fuck you ie

I hate it when you just want to wash your hands and this happens!

Spent 3 hours making a script that saves me 15 seconds every half an hour. Hmm not my best choice.

Any College professors shorter than 5 feet 5 inch should be known as microprofessors.

!dev related but is a rant

I don't think that either Mark Zuckerberg nor Elon Musk are experts on AI but I'd agree more with Musk than Zuckerberg.

Zuckerberg made a website, that's not rocket science.
Musk made a reusable rocket, that is rocket science.

Ok, buddy, ok. Do you take part in "Gorilla" warfare as well?

Fuck timezones.

Algorithm strikes again 😁

When a company comes at you with a skills test or a stupid whiteboard interview, while completely disregarding your portfolio/GitHub/other proofs of competence, run far away.