lol.

savage

i started using reddit i few days ago

!r/ProgrammerHumor

😑

Don't know if this has already been put up, but I got a good laugh from it

Yesterday we all stopped working to admire the weather from our office.

Lol.....😄

No questions asked

Smart client....

Go big or go home.

Yeah sure blame the dev -_-

Do Chinese still use MySql or they have OurSql??

rant!

Why are the dev rant T-shirts sold out? Please make them come back.

Haha 😂 all day

My Avengers Merchandise 😂😂

Simpsons

i feel like there needs to be a volume 3 as well

Thats hard work....😁😁

windows updates in 3..2..1

MS buys Github?

GitHub Starter
GitHub for Students
GitHub Home Basic
GitHub Home Premium
GitHub Professional
GitHub Enterprise
GitHub Business
GitHub Ultimate
GitHub 2018 R2
...

Oh shit

Found this on Reddit!
Makes sense!

This is my motivation.

I’m a fast learner too 😂

Honestly, fuck Lenovo.

First it's taken well over a year and my phone's not gotten 8.0 yet. And now my phone no longer vibrates. I've had this for less than a year and the piece of shit has broken already.

Last time I'm giving this trash excuse of a company my money.

I think I just broke the (only) USB C port on my MacBook so I’m racing to push about 30 git repos before the battery dies forever

A ten minute task can be finished in a minute when you think in the toilet.

Proven by experience

Spends hours implementing a really cool new feature.

Feature gets deployed.

Client flags the new feature as a bug :'(

FML

How long will it take?
Me: 45mins

...5 hours later
I thought you said 45 minutes
Me: Yeah. 45 minutes from now.

Me: *staring at computer screen, not looking busy*

Boss: Why are you not working?

Me: I am, I'm just waiting for this thing to finish installing.

Boss: You do realize you can still do other stuff while that's running, right?

Me: Didn't you send me an article last week about the dangers of multitasking?

Boss: um...

Me: *now intently staring at progress bar..."

Boss: fuck sakes... *walks away*