Me after 5 minutes working with CSS

Code as a first year student..

You know those alcohol breathalyzers they put on cars when you drunk drive?

Putting those on our VCS server.

Today, at the Minnesota Developers Conference, has proven to me how big of a gap there is in gender diversity with technology. This realization came to me when I visited the men's bathroom to be greeted by a ridiculous line, and witnessed the lack of a line to the woman's restroom.

PM - Client wants to know if we can do this? Also, how long will it take?

[Spend 2 hours researching because you've never done this before]

Dev - Yes, it'll take 15 minutes.

Not my hack but one I've seen hundreds of times:

Thread.sleep() because you don't know how to handle async calls

Comments for the 'drill a headphone jack in your iPhone 7' video...

I'll never reach 175 +1's hahaha I made my own stress ball v0.2

The one who stole this duck in China 2014 must have really big code issues.

When someone tells you they thought their iPhone 6 was water proof because they installed iOS 10. Facepalm 😖👋

After watching US Presidential Debates, I've understood where that Gnome vs KDE thing came from.

Heidi is hitting me with some harsh truths here.

Me when my teacher told us we're only gonna learn about Microsoft Server because that's all we need

Co worker fixes all his bugs with code.
In this case a hornet with an if-then statement