The irony 😂

I hate remote working

Why is my VS Code terminal trying to contact the devil

Trying to sleep!!!

1kb of code
14Mb of dependencies
Interesting...
Welcome to Node.js I guess.

Ok I love JavaScript but this is enough.
I know selectors like these shouldn't exist, but double escaping? Hell no! I didn't even know it was a thing! I wonder what's the highest level of n escaping there is out there.

Why the FUCK is there an American style plug on the backside of our TV?!? AND I'M IN FUCKING SWEDEN

Cointreau and lime juice over ice.
Delicious 🍸

Sorry if this is offensive to anyone.

Riddikulus

I'm tired so I let my dog find the bug on my code.

Oops!

the air conditioning where the servers are located stopped working ... the general management sent us a fan

Honestly fuck C++.

That's all.

New York Times has their survey game on lock

FUCK. GITHUB'S DOWN FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I NEED TO SHOW MY CLIENT MY REPOSITORY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Keep it simple.

Imagine liking shitposts

Yeet my project too 😂😂

Ahh, enlightening

HAHAHAHAHAHA! He set a method public because its for public API. Yup you wasted your phd. 🤦🏻‍♂️

They live in stone ages!

Meme is a meme!

*sees a new tech/framework/language*

*dives straights to download just checking for windows/mac/linux*

*downloaded product doesn't start/gives error/complains because some prerequisites are not met*

*after some frustration it starts to work*

*To not offend the Gods, writes "Hello World"*

*Carry a "Hackerman" face all day*

*Updates resume*

Savage

Caption was. How to get to your team to hate you

*Manager enters the room quickly*

Manager: Coffe2Code, we have a serious problem on the application, (We are working on a chat app).

Me: What? now just few hours before the Demo?, what is it?

Manager: when I send or receive a media message (audio or video) the sound is not playing, the file seems like corrupted !

Me: that's strange, let me debug it and see.

*Me spending an hour and could not even reproduce the bug..*

Me: Boss, I cannot see the bug, can I debug on your device quickly?

Manager: Sure, here it is.

Me: hold the fucking device, press VOLUME UP, IT WAS FUCKING MUTE. THERE WAS NO ISSUE MOTHERFUCKER.

Manager, oups ok good no issue then, thanks

Sending this to the guy I like 😅

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