When you dont have second screen...

Code Completion. Face it, you would've probably made a lot of mistakes if you didn't have it.

Never Ever EVER leave the slightest of doubt while requirement gathering.

Fun fact:

In the game Civilization, Gandhi had a aggression rating of 1 which means he didn't declare war on anyone. Now whenever someone Researched Democracy their aggression rating dropped by 2. Now instead of it dropping to - 1, it caused an integer underflow and the aggression rating became the highest possible value, making Gandhi into a nuclear warlord. He nuked everyone!

HTTP response code cheat sheet
(From /r/Programmer humor)

A programmer once had a problem.
he decided to use Java.
Now he has a ProblemFactory.

😂

So when everyone is posting their setup. Here is mine with two 34" monitors (curved) and some LEDs because no lamp did fit on the desk anymore :D

I hope it works now because it didn't upload the image the last two attempts...

When Hacker News commenters say "I could build that app in a weekend!" I think of this chart of how Slack decides to send a notification - Matt Haughey

Asides; Can one really build an app in a weekend?

Me: "Oh, I should use my phone to browse devRant"
Inner me: "Edit the HTML"

New ultra fast sorting algorithm!

I'm currently programming a program that is used to program programs with itself.

alias please="sudo"
please apt-get son

Its time.

Come early to the office, that time is really productive

Vertically center without Google

removed 700 lines of code. Works better :/

The great linux world map

main() should be start()

Vertical Aligning in CSS before flex