🎶 Fixing production issues 🎶
🎶 Fixing production issues 🎶
🎶 In other people’s code! 🎶

Seriously, how am I still in a good mood when I have to deal with this?

Can February March? No, but April May!

post malone
get malone
put malone
patch malone
delete malone

Wanna mess with users? Take

“OK” and “Cancel”.

You know what looks visually the same but means the opposite?

“NO” and “Confirm”.

Deploy that little ui update overnight and watch the world burn.

A test engineer walks into a bar

Found this somewhere and started crying

Trying to sleep!!!

passionately making love on Friday morning.

Cellphone buzzes for WhatsApp notification, ignored.
Call ignored, SMS ignored, again call, ignored.

She : whose that bitch calling you?
Me : it's no one important.
She : Checks WhatsApp, message from CTO, server crashed.
Me : Umm, darling, I need to fix this.

It's been 2 days she hasn't answered my call after she left.

Spooky

7/4/2018

I can never read this date properly

Is this 7th april
Or is this 4th july????

Fuck your american date format

Using deep neural networks to find the global optimum of a non convex function.

makes sense

........

New Icon for Microsoft Edge Canary.

I'll just leave it here.

Yo.....

Do you program in Java?

A Watch made only with css with pointer animation

pen -> https://codepen.io/flavio_amaral/...

I want to stop charging my e-scooter at around 85% because this will increase the battery life. To avoid always having to pull the plug at the right level, I made a stop circuit that goes between charging brick and e-scooter.

There's no processor involved, just a CMOS 555 used as inverting Schmitt Trigger which controls a power mosfet. Also two status LEDs and a start switch. The poti adjusts the cut-off level. Worked on first try, with only manual voltage and tolerance calculations beforehand!

Last monday I just ask my boss to add our intern number to office group

Everytime i watch a tutorial....

When u trynna shift from C coding pattern to pythonic 😊

['you', 'I', 'talking', 'like', 'to'].sort();

:)

That moment of satisfaction when someone in Antarctica has downloaded your app. 🤗

Rain, because water.

Been 2+ years and still getting +1s on it. Either people are digging up their feeds too deep or devRant's content discovery is just too good. xD

seriously man, how do u do that

I am on another internship, so I'm back here.
Thanks for the passive ++ (the last year?) ya'll.

No,Thanks I can wait one more day.

.........

Good 'ol days.