When trump becomes a programmer....

He be like u all Mexican homies will be popped out of the stack of America!!

😂😂😂😂

Taking showers. I get random ideas in shower.

Android Developers can relate...

100% responsive you say 🤔

Noob moments #0
The first time you try to pronounce nginx

😂😂😂

I am pretty fast...😂😂

Stupid stupid university custom exam IDE... first thing select a few lines hit tab oops replaces code with tab character... compile is alt+C and run is alt+R (never seen that before) and you have to go save -> compile -> run.. instead of just hitting run and last but not least it syncs your code with the server so every save file takes 3-5s at which time the editor freezes

ALSO NO DEBUGGER OR JAVA CONSOLE...

So I "grade" homework for programming 1 students...
Task was to produce an output like:
1
1 2
1 2 3
1 2 3 4
1 2 3 4 5

...and this was committed!
I really had to hold back laughter...
This looks purposefully obfuscated...

click click...

*reload*
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hm.....

ah...

*hits ctrl+s*
*smiling*
*reloads*

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what the f..
..
..
hm....
hm....

aha
ctrl+alt+t
*confidentiality*
sudo sublime /opt/htdocs/learning_css/wrapping_text.html

********
o.O but my code ....it's here.....but why wasn't it showing....

*just to be safe*
ctrl+s
*reload*

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meh..... what was I thinking

*wastes time restarting xampp*
*searches CSS everywhere*
*steals working code*
*eyes red as hell*
*it's 3 am*
*after 1hr*

*accidentally reloads*

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o.O
*blinking in confusion*
what the .... how did it work....
I changed nothing.....

*realises*

:))))))