Got mine (paperwhite a few weeks ago), it's exceptional!

I once saw an API that returned the status code of 500 with a hardcoded (plaintext) response "ok". I shit you not.

no

@jennytengsonM Not JayZ seems right

Dude I can sketch up a diagram showing how there's a very finite number of undersea comms cables which can be sabotaged fairly easily and say "The Internet isn't effective/secure"

@Mizz141 Glad it all worked out, Windows' still shit btw :d

Why the hell wouldn't I pronounce JS? In software engineering, there are too many things that can be addressed as "node" and I ain't relying on others to be able to figure out the semantics.

@Root Brazen. Nice.

Knowing how Node behaves in production under stress, this is probably for the best.

Defensive programming > proper technologies, just like Nikola Tesla said.

Probability? Pfffft, no need for that if you only write procedural code.

Let's just rollback to using fucking hieroglyphs at this point.

@jesustricks I was uninstalling @babel/cli to be exact.

@jesustricks I did use Yarn. It caused my whining.

@M1sf3t MBP

@AleCx04 I'm just saying that package mngrs for other languages simply work better. I know that JS ecosys is huge but that's not an excuse for a package having 500 dependencies. People should look up to lodash and packages alike. God bless them.

@AleCx04 You're apparently one of the lucky ones if you've never run into a retarded issue at least once. I also have multiple services written in Node in prod, and I always head headaches when it comes to deps. Sometimes larger, sometimes lesser.

@IntrusionCM I'm gonna write a package for checking if anything matters anymore. It'll consist of a single exported nullary idempotent function that returns "false". As a string because JS.

@Jilano Never happened before, but since we moved into an office in which we share a single big bathroom between a few companies on this floor, we started noticing some... aberrances if I may say so.

@Owenvii As your ingenious boss once said: "yes". But not yet, find a better position first.

A simple yet immensely useful tip. I know since I hadn't taken a vacation for 3 years (studied at worked full-time simultaneously) until I went on a vacation this summer. Shit's powerful my man

@sylar182 Couldn't find the exact model (surprise surprise), but this one is nearly identical (sold under a different brand here since it's just generic Chinese crap): https://www.walmart. ca/en/ip/Mangotek-USB-C-to-HDMI-4K-Type-C-to-HDMI-Adapter-Compatible-MacBook-Pro-iMac-2017-Chromebook-Pixel-Yoga-910-Samsung-S8-S8/PRD4JJLIRXQ4OZL

Stay away.

@Stebner55 Very true

@matste I don't know but from what I've seen, people undertake building microservice-oriented architectures waaay too easily. Those same people have probably never heard of the CAP theorem, Amdahl's law, coherency delay etc. And of course I agree that microservices are a great way of building complex systems but if, and only if, the person orchestrating all of that is competent and the crew(devs) actually have some understanding of best practices and patterns when it comes to building them.

@jotamontecino I'd agree that starting a project in a tech you don't have your head around is dumb, but I've stated that they're no masters in PHP either and there are ppl who are competent in the other abovementioned technologies.

@cmarshall10450 Oh dude I'm sorry..

@cmarshall10450 Thankfully I've clearly stated that I'm not gonna participate in that abomination.

That you're not a rapper

@marvinpoo Again, I have no clue what you're talking about. I was making a pun about how you're competing against AWS (jeff bezos)

@marvinpoo How exactly did I hate google by posting a comment which doesn't even mention Google in any way?

I use punchcards, get on my level. We're in 2019 but this dude's 1960s all the way