Also a big “fuck you” to whoever decided under any circumstance holding the power button down on a computer case meant anything other than shut this mother fucker all the way down and try the fuck again.

Gahhh. When I hold the power button I don’t what you to sleep, I want you to die! I’m electronically smothering your bitch ass. When I’m holding down the power button to restart, the computer should feel like it’s being waterboarded! Like these may be it’s last moments on Earth if it doesn’t act right and get in compliance! No it’s not nap time, it’s time to shut up or shut down...forever!

Been months using devRant and I just found out that double tapping upvotes a post.

New avatar pet for our Linux crew: The Majestic Penguin!

new rule in company

No headphones while coding

job hunting start......

One company i applied for never wanted to give me the job because they where building a prototype and they wanted someone familiar with their stack to get things up in a short time span.

*Fast forward 7 months*

The company i work currently with has been developing prototypes for startups to help validate their ideas and guess what, the bunch above came to our company unknowing that i work here and i have been put on the project as a lead.

Lol man, you cant write this stuff

Talking to my angry girlfriend is the hardest debugging process.
I can't even find out what went wrong

These slack socks are nice, but devRant ones would be nicer

age++;

So...

It seems that I am building a toolbar for IE11.

Send me your wishes and love.

P.S. Not a joke

I’m just in love with Docker.
My enterprise finally accept to give it a try.

NB : We have tons and tons of VM for nothing.

The first programmers were women... cool

Too young to answer 😛

"Wait... didn't I have to work on something else?"

Me : Let me post something cool as I'm new to devrant and everyone finds it amusing.

Inner me : Please give me some ++'s so that I could get those stickers .

Just relocated to work in stockholm to work as android dev. Any devs out here who would like to meet up have some coffee or a beer and teach me the swedish ways? :D

What's the worst variable name you have ever made?

Some guy posted an issue on my repo asking about my license and whether he could add my app to F-Droid, does anyone have an experience with that?

Is regex code a 100% way of validating e-mail address?

I said camel toe instead camel case in a meeting today...

god i hate it when someone blows a thic vape on my macbook and yells cloud computing