These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?"

The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy owmc63^Dz x.xvcu"

"Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't null-terminated."

Successful startup message on my friends discord bot:

Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti.
Bot Ready.
😂

https://github.com/nbd9/PastaBot

So that's how they did it!

The future of desktop browsers is right here folks

WTF is this shit? Multiply by 0 * Math.pow(2,0) upto Math.pow(2, 10).

Like why the fuck would you write that and not write a comment as to why that logic and explain everything else. Fucking fuck.

Turns out this logic is supposed to mimic the back end logic of breaking the flag value into binary and then set other flags depending on each bit. But why would you do that? I was starting to doubt if 0*n = 0.

This piece of code is inefficient, trying to be smartass, doesn't explain shit and doesn't have the only comment that mattered.

Print 'Hello World' in ReactJS.

# Time - dies
# Memory - cries in silence
# C - gives an evil laugh

hahaha the PHP part at the bottom got me so hard 😂😂

source: found somewhere on reddit

Final.png
Final1.png
Sure Final.png
This is final.png
Every designer can relate 😂

Kind of sad when you think about it.

Current project: turning my Raspberry Pi into a personal VPN server.

Thanks for making this feel necessary, US Government!

First impression! I'll buy it.

Dumb ass

So when everyone is posting their setup. Here is mine with two 34" monitors (curved) and some LEDs because no lamp did fit on the desk anymore :D

I hope it works now because it didn't upload the image the last two attempts...

I love the smell of burning cpu

That's a good one!

Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

Programming: Doing many different things numerous times and expecting a single result.

Date.prototype.valueOf = Math.random;

Use this as your 1st line of code in any web page or node server, for maximum lulz.

Yomamma... 😎

When your fiance believes in you more than you believe in yourself

We learn our whole life .. I guess I'll have to try it out.. xD

Angry programmer:
YOU WANT A PUBLIC KEY?
YOU WANT A PUBLIC KEY?
*smashes keyboard*
THERE'S YOUR PUBLIC KEY