I was so excited about the new Nokia 3310. "You'll feel like you had your tough and functional companion back" they said. Then WTF is that?

Friday afternoons be like...

Hate how here in France most of the research labs use SAS/STATA instead of R. I wonder if it's the same elsewhere

Clinician : How did you choose what variables you put in that multivariate analysis?

Me : ... don't ask, just be happy it's significant

** happens all the time in medical research **

Clinician : So here's the data, can you make something beautiful out of it so we can publish?

Statistician : Sure, let me take a look. So here you coded 1 for "dead" and 0 for "alive". What's the 10 for?

Clinician : Oh, didn't notice. Dunno.

Statistician : So they're missing values. No problem, just wanted to know.

Clinician : What? No way, let's consider them as 1

Statistician : "Let's consider"? And publish in influent reviews with fake data?

Clinician : Yup