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Bought a house. 😊

Thought Spotify had a bug for a moment.. Then i remembered how lame I am. -.-'

Webpage: It looks like you are using ad-blocker
Me: It looks like you are getting closed biatch.

Biggest pet peeve of languages are those that use single quotes for strings.

It's single quotes for characters, double quotes for strings. Suck my diiiick

Finally got my dog's urn in. Rest in peace, boy.

Making a popping sound with my mouth when I do an array.pop() or git stash pop. Every damn time.

Just got this notification. I see virgin active UK likes to test in production. I too like to live dangerously.

Hyped for Game of Thrones ?

call me weird, but I love thunderstorms

Late night thought :

Google is a search engine company having with an operating system(Android) as a side product.

Microsoft is an operating system company having a search engine (bing) as a side product.

I just logged into my bank account to see that everything has changed. More basic, primitive styling and in general it is shit. Why am I ranting about this, because I could tell from looking that it has been done to be more mobile friendly. Sure enough I resized the screen and everything snapped into place like it would on a mobile.

Now I've got to put up with an inefficient and more time consuming UX all because some twat in the bank has decided to pander to mobile devices nearly ten years after they've been introduced even though there's already a mobile banking app for that.

Responsive design is like living with a dwarf, because one of you is small, nobody else is allowed to have cupboards on walls anymore. Bastards!

In other news:

Today a team of a total of six developers helf a 45 minute meeting to decide upon the name of a class.

It was later made clear that the class would be renamed anyway later in production.

Yeeeeeeeee! My granddaughter yelled up to me, "Grandpa, I'm programming!" She was doing some kid code game thing. Ten years old. I can hope, can't I? 😁

Was so bored.. I actually started to do. what I was suppose to do.

Versioning level 9000

Most used word combination of programmers: At the end of the day...

tempalte T_T

Dude just broke GitHub:D

Remote desktop

our company just lost one stream of revenue that was responsible for 40+% of the companies income. I'm hopeful they can get it back, but I think I should start looking at job listings...

friendsList.getBest().getHelp()
doesn't work.. I thought getBest() returns null.. but it turns out that friendsList is empty..

*cries in whatever language

Please stop the z-index inflation.

Shower Thought :
I wonder, in the future, since people is easily offended by everything, variable naming would be such a concern it'll be seriously implemented in the compiler, and be like
"Error at 16:1 NamingConventionError : 'fuckThis' is not linear with our guidelines"

*Asks Question on StackOverflow
*Question get downvoted -2
*Replies to my own question with a solution that I found, and it worked
*Reply get downvoted -4

Cries on corner...

devRant is not devWhine.
Mind the difference when posting

My first ever salary made with coding came yesterday! 🎁

I love vuejs now

On a completely unrelated note......Love Death and Robots is on Netflix and shit is sooo good it ain't funny.

10/10 would recommend.

Producer: "We're in crunch mode."

Me: "I don't crunch. I glide."

Will have my first interview in 2 hours, wish me luck.