I cannot spell for shit, so my coworker keeps commenting on my pull requests with spelling fixes...

Decided to buy this for him today...

As a programmer, I'm outraged.

dev vision test

—_(*_*)_—

Who else is lonely this new years eve?

Alas... Bitcoin...

Look at all these time travelers...

pshht 🤫😄

My wife: “Commit, then come to bed.”

No doubt 😂

Guys I need some help here! Google can't seem to help... opened up my moms boyfriends laptop to upgrade his RAM and to my surprise there was a SIM Card fitted inside, my first thought was that it could be chipped?

When your gf isn't a Dev but still tries to surprise you on your birthday with an HTML cake. But your OCD is killing you because of the mistakes

Src: IG - developers_team

Oh sh*t

#mindhacks 😎

Really?

Teacher: press F5

Student: presses f then 5

Me: dies

Me when I'm FREE :
Hmm, I don't have anything to do, let's sleep for 10 hours..

Me when I have to STUDY :
Let's watch that latest episode of Mr. Robot
Let's complete that side-project I started to 10 years ago..
Let's learn something new in Android Development...
Let's scroll devRant..

Found a fossil in the bushes next to my house 😮

Today is my birthday 🎉

Our programming teacher had a surgery on his left eye and will not be able to do the lessons with us. Guess what the subject of the email he sent us was.

"I can't C#."
He made a pun about his fucking health status, alright then.

Trying to install Arch for the first time.
Gonna be a long day.

The most secure firewall.

Today is my son birthday 🎉

Watched this movie called Unthinkable where the guy who is supposed to defuse the bomb is typing gibberish into Excel 😂😂😂

Who needs a firewall when you have a kitten

Fooling people at the supermarket

It has Happened so many times that it's now became a process.

I'd be really happy :)

Thank God secondary phone number isn't required.

Finally ditched Linux and am back on the original and best :p