My conversation with my wife today, while I was at work:

Wife: The wifi isn't working.
Me: What's it doing?
W: Not working
Me: Try turning it off an on again.
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Me: Is your phone on LTE? Or is it connected to wifi and the internet isn't working?
W: LTE. Aubrey (my wife's sister) said she turned it off and nothing happened.
Me: did she turn it back on?
W: Do you really want me to answer that?
Me: Just making sure. What lights are on on the router?
W: (Sends me a picture of the router with no lights on)
Me:...
W: Oh it isn't even plugged in
Me:...
W (after a couple minutes): Its working now!

YES I REALLY WANT YOU TO ANSWER IF YOU TURNED IT BACK ON!

Changed my repo name to titanic.

Now it's syncing...
Syncing...
Syncing...
Syncing....

USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails

Have you ever wondered we programmers have so many strong communities.... Stackoverflow, devRant, Reditt, etc...
No other profession has such communities... Why? Why?
Because, we haven't built one for them.... 😂😁

Friend found this at his office

Survived another crazy week. Anyone else doing the same?

Success rules for Startups...

Really inspired by looking into this...

I hate programming.
I hate programming.
I hate programming.
IT WORKS!
I love programming.

This is so true.

Evil developers on Stackoverflow

"Added more bugs to fix later" :D

Stackoverflow is down. I'm no longer a developer.

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

My non dev friends don't understand how I need a daily calendar reminder to each lunch with or I will forget to eat until about 3 or 4pm. At which point the hunger pains have gradually become painful enough to break me out of my coding stupor.