Not have privileges in prod database, so i have to create a simple 'hidden API func' in the backend of apps that i develop, so it can receive raw query and give response for the results, the REST API is (/getReport). Still Works :/

I got this from a page in fisbuk

I did it; it works.

When your code game is strong

We are detective 😂

Boss: i think someone is hacking into our accounts

IT: Yeah for sure

When a programme stops responding…

Sometime around 2010 a colleague asked me to join him in developing mining rigs for some shit called “bitcoin”. I thought it was dumb as hell.

He’s a millionaire now.

True Story . . . .

[“hip”,”hip”]
hip hip array!
- so happy finish work for today

Yes please. Do it! #StackOverflowRulez
But he missed Ctrl+A 😂

Love the italic memes ;D

I just want my internet back. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Tech support to my friend:

Friend: Root my phone!
Me: why
Friend: play store is not working
Me: why do u want to root for that?
Friend: is there any other option?
Me: give me ur phone

After 20 sec ...
Me: Sign in to ur Google account 😐😐

I used dropbox as version control.

"I'll do it later"

How to identify an Android developer?

Android development is like:
- 30% of the time is coding & debugging
- 70% of the time is waiting for Gradle to build

Only android developers will get it.

Exactly :3

Einstein's law for programmers

errors = (more code)^2
e = mc^2

im a programmer.

Moms : Son, please fix my phone
Me : what the...
Moms : Cmon ur the IT guy right?

Dad : My laptop must be broken, can u fix it ?
Me : i can't..
Dad : ur degree is useless
Me : ....

Friend : hi, ur the IT guy right ? can u help me ?
Me : Sure ...
Friend : please hack my BF facebook account..
Me : *face Palm.

Life saver