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devRant and alcohol

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But yes I want a peaceful life with Linux......

Using Markdown since 2 years and I didn't know that you can add 2 spaces at the end of a line to force a line break....
I've always added <br> or hit enter twice to do that. Wow

Me: Man this has been a killer week! Coding bootcamp has been better than I ever could have dreamed. Home life is good. Nothing could kill my good mood.

*opens up Facebook*
*Sees Microsoft is trying to pay billions of dollars to take control of Github*

...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK

*Starts cloning repos like crazy*

Choosing Linux over Windows

Just registered as a customer at an online store, and the fuckers sent me a confirmation email where my password was written in plain text. Why?!

He said make me an apk of this website ... lol

All the possible help is good to find a bug...

*Microsoft buys devRant.*
On that day i'll leave coding forever.

This is so true.

Sums up my journey from intern to Jr. Developer

Shakespeare quote :/

* Selects text to copy *
* Ctrl + C to copy *
* Selects text to be replaced with copied text *
* Ctrl + C again instead of Ctrl + V *

Instant rage.

My life in one sentence: "Weeks of coding can save hours of planning". Sigh.

Using Windows as my Development Environment.

Trying to make my personal project so complex that I won't finish it ever.

Still not knowing by heart how to establish a MySQL PDO connection and always copy-pasting it.

Write semicolons and braces in Python

"Let me write the code that works first, I'll reformat it later."

*After a month*

"help. ;-;"

getting bored of personal projects and stopping it after being halfway through, or even when they are almost complete

Starting 124,086,667,135,647* projects, but never actually finishing them.

* Note this number is an estimation and may not be entirely accurate.

"Let me just check devrant while the IDE is launching..."

Shit just got real

Son: Dad, I lost my virginity.

*dad looks under bed*

Dad: I found it!

*pulls out PHP book*

Ooooooh I just skip a heart attack and shit myself at the same time, thank god for error "can not delete database, database is in use"

Poker face fellas hmm

*Gets out of bed*
"Where the fuck is my phone?"
*Aggressively yanks covers off bed*
*Thud*
"Found it" :)

I have some databases on my new socks

When you've coded for 12h straight