PM: By when can you do this?
Me: Monday
PM: Which monday?
Me: Exactly

Looks like the cheapest server package in namecheap

Dev life 😂

I'd do this soon to piss the professor off

UTF-8 gone wrong

Implementing the application exactly like the client specified, because they won't listen.

made my day

wow.. rename a file in windows (~3 seconds) it's 10473 registry interactions (3436 FILE_NOT_FOUND) by explorer.exe

Next thing you know, you're getting an email from your oven about it's updated privacy policy.

It happened! It finally happened.

I got to use the XOR operator today, for the first time in my 10 years of development.

Now I feel complete. I am senior developer now!

Fellow devs can understand...

🐈 or 🎮, that is a question.

Sister: today I discovered two new libraries
Me: what lang?
She: what?

She was talking about real libraries xD

"enter Phone number"
"numbers not allowed"

Finally I have something to rant about.

I've been slowly adding emojis into all my scripts and tools, as we use 16.04 they don't show up when people are running stuff, can't wait till the company upgrades to 18.04 and their terminals are filled with

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

Perfect combination

When the purpose of your app starts with a "C" then just replace it with a "K" and tada: You have a cool new hipster name for it!

Example:
Collaborate -> Kollaborate

How cool is that?!!

stairs which is started from zero :D

OS Lab Day 1 :

Teacher - Log in to Ubuntu , open "linux cmd."

I spent a day teaching my 3 year old nephew to count from 0 and he argued with his teachers the following day that he has 9 fingers. His parents have been called to school 😂

He is going places.

Made my day 😂😂

imagine if space was a white theme...

* Selects text to copy *
* Ctrl + C to copy *
* Selects text to be replaced with copied text *
* Ctrl + C again instead of Ctrl + V *

Instant rage.

I guess I'll just change my dad then...

I fucking love and hate video games

Yo!
I went to see my mother a few days, and her TV's broken.
She told me to repair it, because "you're a programmer"
Does anybody knows a python function or a useful library that could repair TV ?

How to make someone feel helpless.

Actually finish a proj.... Oh I'm sorry I got distracted and started a new projec... Oh look a bird...