There is this guy at work we call 'the human linter'

Despite his mad clean codes skills: light theme

Dafuq dude :(

Girl: "hey"

My Brain:
java.lang.NullPointerException:
at net.brain.functions.Talk.retrieveSpeech(Talk.java:2978)
at net.brain.functions.Talk.createFlirtyResponse(Talk.java:3132)

Me: null

*Girl walks away*

Refactored a legacy source file and reduced it from 2.8k lines to 300 lines.
Mixed feelings: happy that it is much simpler now and sad that my current project team members never go back to delete unused code.

Testing pending though 😜

This is how my colleague is making JavaScript object literal.

Enough said.
😐🔫

This was typical for me:

Yesterday evening I was installing a webserver on my Raspberry Pi for experiments with WordPress. I began some days ago, but I had to stop because the downloads took at least to long.

So I started to logi in:

Username: Raspberry
Password: Pi
-> False Password

Wondering why it is not working a tried again. Same result. After some time I remembered that I changed my password.

Username: Raspberry
Password: Ih4G2tgY*
-> false password

*example
Tried again. Still false password. Then I remembered, that I used my another standard password.

Username: Raspberry
Password: U2gra94hY*
-> false password

After that I felt a mix of angry and helplessness. After some other failed attempts I gave up.

I formatted the SD-Card and installed Raspian again.I started my Pi

Username: Raspberry
Password: Pi
-> false password

My thought: WTF, why does this not work!!

This was the moment when I got the brainwave that the Username wasn't Raspberry, it's Pi.

Username: Pi
Password: Raspberry
-> access

Then I hated myself.

::Story::

So the other day I was at a pizza shop and a friend of mine asked me to look a t the tee of a girl who had just entered. I felt nothing wierd.

Then she pointed out that it read
```
MILF
everyday
```
and my reaction was WTF!!!

Later the tee-girl tidied her hair to reveal the actual words to be
```
SMILE
everyday
```

Me and my friend had a great laugh !!!

::Moral::
Never read unclear sentences !!!

When you see your commit history..

God watches you or not, NSA surely does.

Wonder if any NSA guy uses devrant though?

Waiting for this day....

When 1 update isn't enough

*Me Calling the NSA..

[NSA]: Hello, how can I help you !
[ME]: Hello, this is the NSA right?
[NSA]: Yes
[ME]: Since you are recording all phone calls, I have a little request.
[NSA]: And What is that?
[ME]: My mom called me couple hours ago to bring something from the supermarket, her phone is off.. What did she told me to bring?
[NSA]: beep..beep..beep

What’s the most efficient algorithm to find duplicates in a set?

An SO moderator

Just found nice coffee heater on my desk

Style sheet affect any things :)

If you indent like this, I'm going to find you, and I'm going to kill you.

My eyes are already sore, 12 minutes after arriving to the office.

So apparently this is an official company in the UK

This is by far the best please turn off your Adblock I have ever seen. I actually paused my ad blocker 😂

Huge congrats to @linuxxx for being the first ever member of the devRant community to reach 100,000++

This is an awesome accomplishment and @linuxxx earned all of his ++ with awesome stories and has represented everything the devRant community is about while getting there.

So once again, congrats @linuxxx, and thanks for everything you have contributed to devRant!

I got bored today

Just visited a mattress store & I sat in car with YouTube on. Got an add for some new technologied pillows.

Felt like I was being followed..

Someone is mining Bitcoin in town

I imagine two dev colleagues sitting next to each other, on their phone, each feeling very secure in the anonymity of devrant.

Text a random number, 'I hid the body. What's next?'. When cops come knocking on your front door, show them this,

body {
visibility: hidden;
}

Thanks but don't tell my boss

this. is. very. common.

It's funny because it's true

When a website uses https but stores passwords in plain text...

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