Aws Lambda and serverless framework. Yes FaaS is cool. Love it. But it is pain in ass when you have the only way for you deploy is zip the fucking code with all the dependencies. Comm'on AWS you can do better. Look at azure functions. Please give me a git deployment support. Please I beg. Each test iteration takes like for ever. Also no proper local emulator. Fuck you AWS. Fuck you serverless.

For Fuck's sake never name your variables $a $b or $c. What the fuck I thought that's like the first thing they teach in whichever bush you learnt how to code at!!!!!!

Cool swags from A Cloud Guru :)

Slowly going to gitkraken, looks good,

Code town....

This is how you make a Surface Pro 4 look good.

Yeah perfect date 🤓#date #format

!WTF
Take a look at how big my SSD is(220GB).
Take a look at how much space I can remove with MS Disk Cleanup.

So there is a very very 👌 small risk that I will now erase the whole Windows Update File Server at Microsoft, lets see what's happens 🤞

Network joke

Looked to my right and saw my colleague trying to solve an issue looking at Stackoverflow

I recently met Mongo and my life has changed forever.

My girlfriend and I have been bored last weekend so we made some 8bit style Lego figures which are now decorating my home office :) (well in fact she made most of them)

For my fellow javascript devs:

var floored = 12.68 | 0;

Is much faster than:

var floored = Math.floor(12.68);

And in both cases floored === 12
#JustJavascriptThings ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Source: http://stackoverflow.com/questions/...
Performance test: https://measurethat.net/Benchmarks/...

Never gets old