I fucking feel like doing so

Crashing is the only thing windows does quickly.

I am a PM for a private project with a few friends, I am also the main programmer.. Is this the reason I hate myself?

I hate it when I use an app on Android and it's not in material design just like devRant app. :P

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When one of the clients has technical background and knows what's possible and useful. I even like to have meetings with them, they are always really productive
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Is scala language has future in bigdata?

Coolest project: I once worked for a customer who hosted an exhibition for a few thousand visitors in a big event arena in Stockholm.

They didn't want to use the existing ticket reading system on the arena so I had to build my own application compatible with barcode scanners (they said this about one week before the event).

It wasn't a complicated application to dev but with the tight deadline and no time to actually stress test it, it was the coolest thing to see hundreds of people streaming through the ticket station flawlessly.

Day 2 of the event I built a simple web application so I could see the flow rate of read tickets while I sat in the arena pub with a beer.

This is why I currently have 14 calculators open...

BusyBox knows how software development works

Pure evil

You know when somebody complains about a bug in your software at a meeting to everybody, you go to their office, find out that the bug is actually an user problem, and then on the next meeting, when asked about the bug the person reports "we fixed it" and you correct them, explaining in detail how there was nothing to fix because the problem was completely user driven?
I love these moments

Javascript !== jQuery
jQuery === Javascript

Career options 😂

This reminds me of Microsoft 's Twitter bot 😁

Want to learn programming in a single night :|

Seriously ???

:||

Programmers hating languages different of their own. Programming language is first and mainly a TOOL.

Got married. Best day of my life. Woke up the next morning to my wife on one side and a fuck load of messages from my boss asking me to fix shit. Quit shortly thereafter.

True story...

When someone approaches you with an app idea that will be "the new Facebook."

Random memories

gotta love when the experience they require for a job is years longer than that language has been out

Borrowed from another place because it burns right in the feels

Thx for everything devRant :) most of all to @dfox for making this possible greetings from Poland!

HackerRant

> How do you spot a technician at a young age?
> He likes being "grounded".

NotEnoughCoffeeException.

When you earn your HOT new stickers from the DevRant team!

When the site goes down and you are the only one that cares and you are on-call duty

Why we can't just rely on unit tests...

Yeah Babe.