I may be guilty of this.

Editor? VSCode.
IDE? IntelliJ.
Hotel? Trivago.

Don't send me a confirmation email that I successfully unsubscribed from your list you shit nugget.

Just got stood down today.

The company I'm assigned to at the moment gave my employer a days notice that they are halting the project.

Time to hit the vodka.

What I saw in code today,
If(somthing){}else{doWork()}

And the whole code is like this. WTF

That moment that you need something but your skillset isn't good enough to make it and your time is too limited to learn it.

I fucking hate those moments.

Chrome, you suck.
Macbook, you suck.
Everybody sucks.
Time to reboot everything and give up for the weekend.

I hate my coworker. I'm currently working in IT, but both my former full-time programming and my IT work has taught me how to dig for things and find them. He has learned this, and is CONSTANTLY bringing me things that have NOTHING to do with my job because he's too fricking LAZY to do it himself.

"Hey, there's a credit memo on this Amazon statement. I'd like to know what it was for, thanks."

SO LOG ONTO AMAZON AND LOOK FOR IT WITH YOUR OWN TWO EYEBALLS. I've got my own work to do without doing your AP detective work for you. THAT'S PART OF YOUR JOB.

But unfortunately I REALLY hate conflict and so I just do it for him, seething the whole time and knowing I've just reinforced the behavior.

EDIT: Before anyone says it, no it is not because he's stuck. If someone is at the end of their rope I'm glad to help them. But I've taken to asking him "so what have you tried?" And every single time he says "nothing." It's gotten to the point he'll literally say, "Hey can you do this for me? I haven't looked at it at all or tried anything." But he just doesn't catch on.

Fuck. You know you have overslept when you wake up and reach for your phone to check the time only to realise you aren't reaching for your phone, but instead you've fallen back asleep and are dreaming about reaching for your phone.

Just happened 3 times in a row to me -.-

Accidentally deleted a file I needed ... found it still open in VSCode editor.

So, packing up and leaving this hell hole.

In the end I just said that I had 2 panic attacks in the last week, and that I am leaving for medical reasons.

No need for any analytics 😂

Credits: https://twitter.com/shanselman/...

People wanted Microsoft to change and now that they have changed people bitch about it. Shit's fucking wild and stupid.

Can't please everyone though 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

Can you pass me the salt? 😃

Check out my new app!

http://localhost:3000/

What a blow when I saw this sticker on the car in front of me:
"It this sticker is blue than you are driving too fast."
I was driving near the engineering faculty.

Developers after Microsoft picked up npmjs...

Me trying to find the shutdown option on Mac after being raised on windows..

What gets on my nerves 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

Please do it asap I'm sure it is a simple task

I do programming with htpl

Fucking hell, I really wanna kill this guy...

On a holiday, Manager called for a sudden meeting to discuss an unimportant topic.

I pretended that my audio was not working. The meeting ended in 5 minutes and I went back to sleep.

Credits: https://twitter.com/yatish27/...

It's ok to not know everything

I will call this "GameOver Monopoly"

React Training offering discounts to anyone who isn't a... I'll let you guess.

Just thought it was funny that they'd list all this criteria instead of opting for the easier "As long as you're not a straight white guy"

Why the FUCK is there an American style plug on the backside of our TV?!? AND I'M IN FUCKING SWEDEN

Covid19

My fucking company just decided that anyone who wants to work from home because of the Corona scare will get a 50% pay cut. Even if there's zero drop in efficiency.

How illegal is this shit?

Fucking 20 hour days. Third one this week.

Been at work since 6am, it is now midnight. Spent the morning fixing bush league code mistakes from "expert" onshore developers, and explaining how-to-wipe-your-ass level concepts to some rude cunt who is absolutely going to take credit for my work after I leave.

Now I'm just waiting on this slow boat scp to finish because the invalids the customer hired to manage their infra can't figure out the 3 minute exercise that is standing up a registry, so the container deployment process is fucking export multiple 500mb Redhat images as a tar and ship it across the cripplenet they call a datacenter. And of course the same badmins don't understand rsync and can't manage to get network throughput in a datacenter with a $300M annual budget over 128kbps. I guess that's fast for whatever jugaad horseshit network they're used to.

I've said it before, but it bears repeating. Fuck IBM. They're a cancer and at this point I question the moral compass of anyone who works for them.