developer: hey, want to hear a joke?

manager: sure

dev: what did the developer say to their manager after doing flaming shots in the server room and accidentally setting fire to all their systems?

manager: i don't know, what did they say?

dev: "hey, want to hear a joke?"

Okay here we go again...
Do you how to check idiot scrolling and looking for something....Its very simple, you just need to s...[Read more]

Credits to internet.... Which one your organization prefers

Lmao..so true..

Mmmmmm.....

I just found my devrant sticker I had received year ago...yay! I sticked it to my workspace laptop.

Lol... everytime

Arghhhh....

And when you develop very user friendly and detailed delivery tracking app..

True.....

!rant
Blockchain is the new love ❤

!rant
Q.
Is it really right time to invest in Ethereum?

I invested 1000 rs in bitcoins today. My 1st 0.002289 BTC 😁😇. (1000 yet to invest). Lol its a small amount i k.

Oh gosh! Installed miui rom in eui rom of leeco le2 😋 it's even more stable than stock eui rom. God m loving it.😍 Feeling of owning a new phone. 😎

Today, I installed Android studio on my macAir with virtual emulator without any Gradle failed things. Had so many problems when i did it on my windows and linux laptop :/. Today i just clicked next next and done :/. Mac is ❤

People getting a techie/geek/coder girlfriend are so lucky, aren't they?
Not same for boyfriend I think, girl will always find a way to fight lol :p

Oh man! M in love with one girl! I am in final year of engineering IT and she is in CSE, both have secured good placement, botha are from same community, first i thought she liked me, but when i asked her out to come with me..for a party of my placement, she says no !! :( . Why? Coz her classmates tease her with the name of boys she talks too and she doesn't like that :( ! I am really into her 😿 why do i get friendzoned :(. I really thought she might be into me aswell. I am sad. Love hurts 💔, family love❤

I got placed with decent salary in core Product based company. Happiness is at its peak 😄😆 .
#campusPlacement

When you lie on resume and still get the job,
At work:

How to check stupid people..(i am one of them)
Ready?
Let's go...
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Hey, i am thinking to get a developer job in tokyo, Japan. Anybody has some experience to share?

DDOS question : your server limit is 10000 and the hacker sends in 1000000 bogus requests how will you handle such situation? Interview question answer plz

Hey, to all programmers here :) ...
What do you do when you don't have to code for a day :o...How will you spend this holiday ^_^?

Short inspirational​ story :

Hundreds of mail sent
Sub : application for job

After 3 years
He got mails
Sub : application for job

Why the fuck this windows has to turn on its autoupdate without even asking for once...shit win10...i just opened windows in my mac(vbox) to check disk and it took my 700mb mobile data fuck! Don't even has option to turn off...Useless..

Hahaha barcode's suicide 😂

Should i do hadoop big data course ? I am thinking of this summer to do on simplilearn. I am third year student undergraduate in IT. I am java guy and good in RDBMS.. Should i learn then?

I ain't getting any summer internship so thinking to do a good course on big data and hadoop. Can't find the free proper source for beginners😕! Any suggestions? Whats your plan btw..m thinking to dive into web dev as well.

Hey devRant, thanx for stickers 👻😍😘

What an ultimate experience it was! # interview for internship. Now i have last interview(might be technical+HR) with Japanese panel for R&D internship in tokyo. Any suggestions ? ^_^ how can i impress Japanese executives?