Someone's going to get a surprise tonight 🤣

Law of software quality..

I think my automated test texts me more often than my boyfriend does

The superpower to perform version control on reality. (Git)

Imagine this universe (the current branch), which is made up of a series of events (commits).

Having this ability to allows us to:

- undo events (git reset/git revert)
- reorder events (git rebase)
- transfer to another universe (git checkout)
- derive a new universe from current universe (git checkout -b)
- delete a universe (git branch -D)
- apply an event from another universe (git cherry-pick)

and my favorite:
- merge universes and their events (git merge)

we have to resolve conflicting events, of course.

What else? ;)

This is what I do!!!😂😂😂😂

Jesus, Apple are fucking amazing at design! A keyboard I need to prop up with a book and a mouse I can't use when charging.... Genius!!!!

When your floor names a room Galileo and you have @bachmanity as a co-worker...

Windows is installing updates...

use svn for versioning

Soo true!

This is why people should use Linux. I'll never understand why people use Windows in commercial environments, because things like this always happen.

A few weeks ago on a trip to Boston:
"Well lets use nine large screens to display this awesome Exception properly" ;-)

Not falling for a cute girl... and pop-ups

There is a hole in the world like a great black pit and it is filled with people who developed Eclipse.

More Unix commands are becoming web services. What else can you think of?

Grep -> Google
rsync -> Dropbox
man -> stack overflow
cron -> ifttt"

So,this happened in Chicago.
Btw my first post :)

After 2 years of Debian this feels just wrong.

//setting up dual boot for a course
// yeah I am just a part time dev

If($password = $password2) {
//login
}

Keep in mind that password is the salted and hashed input and password2 is the Salter and hashed pw in the database...

Who needs passwords am I right?

This is How I actually feel using Windows again after some time.. please wait. It will Just take One Moment.

My first hack... Back at the days when phones had disks to dial a number. I was a kid of cause, I'm not that old. I used to like to call my grans. Once, when I supposed to go to sleep already, I've found out that there is phone socket in my room (the one connected to the copper wire, that is where the word "phone line" came from).
It took me about a half of an hour to detach handset from the toy phone and about two ours to reverse engineer dialing protocol (you just need to disconnect the line sequentially corresponding number if times).
And after that I've heard my granny's voice. I was literally overwhelmed that it worked.

showed devrant to gf she sent me this to post here 😁

I just built PHP 7 with pthreads... from my phone. I can't believe how far we got with the technology

Meet poo, the QA guy

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I always love funny examples

This shopkeeper is "The Master" of GitHub...
[Master Shifu]

Marriage is basically deploying your relationship to production.

Yesterday, my girlfriend caught a virus. There were 5+ running programs, in program files, program files x86, system32, basically everywhere. The virus modified chrome, firefox, edge (and even installed a false uc browser assuming we had one), there are many entries at startup programs, also running daemons, once you kill one of them, the others detect it and replicate their killed fellows. Tried to run a linux live usb disk for a cleanup, but the computer hibernates instead of shutdown, making modifications on disk risky.

I spent hours trying to suppress the processes, do a manual cleanup and antivirus search. It looked all cleaned up, then I reinstalled chrome, and now it switches its homepage everytime I open it, it also injects batch arguments to desktop link forum chrome (deleting it manually does not help, it comes back). I'm a linux guy, and in a few hours, I hated windows more than ever.

If anybody knows the authors, I *really* want to meet them. I promise I'm not going to punch them, but kneel down, bow my head in respect, and say "teach me master."

definately not a rant

DevRant feels like...