goodnight

My devRant stressball is under a lot of stress lately. Pretty sure it must be ranting about me

!rant

This year marks our 5th anniversary of devopsdays in Amsterdam and the whole team is working hard on making it the most awesome experience of 2017 for anyone interested in the devops movement. :)
I really believe this will make us be less frustrated and rant less! Though, I never want this app to end! =]

But what is an amazing conference without amazing talks? That's where you come into the picture. We have spots open for talks (lightning and non-lightning) and workshops.
If you feel like you have a valuable devops story to share please fill in our CfP here - https://devopsdays.typeform.com/to/... .

You can expect about 300-400 people at a talk and somewhere between 10-30 at workshops.
When is it? 28th-30th of June (2017)
Why Amsterdam? Amsterdam is pretty cool. We make it extra cool and make sure you're never hungry or thirsty.

Hope to see you there!
And I need to see devRanters there to share the best stories!

❤️️ on behalf of the Amsterdam organizers.

I just started working on a little project to browse devrant from terminal. It converts images to ascii art!

Here is better picture. Map is kind of weird, but in the description of GDrive file there is a link to the original, where it looks better.
https://drive.google.com/open/...

bro everything isn't ok

Nice try MS😎

I AM GONNA KICK SOMEONE IN THE ASS. SO BAD.

How to politely tell your client that their request for the new 'little' feature is unrealistic and fucking absurd?

No life 😂😂

Who doesn't feel like this making a website or hybrid app

Developer problems:
6 different package managers to keep up to date.

Gem
Pip
Npm
Emacs
Homebrew
Aptitude

Good thing bash scripts and cron jobs exist

This was in my first semester in college. Some dude installed Teamviewer on any PC he got the chance to. There were people (idiots) who saw him remotely access PC and thought he was some crazy hacker!....
Damn. The amount of idiots I've come across with shitconceptions on hacking.

I like how nano not only shows you unnecessary whitespaces, it throws them in your face and and screams "YOU SEE THAT? WHAT IS THIS SHIT? DELETE THIS DISGRACE TO CLEAN INDENTED CODE!"

Your 6k lines of code dont really count if you write the opening brackets in new lines

If you had
one language
One framework
To code everything you want
Would you learn it or let it pass

His code is heavy,
arms are weak,
mind is bending.
It's all spaghetti.
He is nervous but looks calm and ready
to go now
but he keeps on forgetting
what he wrote down.
The manager is getting loud
He moves his mouse but the bugs won't got out
They are features now
Time to ship
Over blaow!

This is Factual....

Pass by reference, do not wrap needlessly

// Bad
takesCallback(function (data) {
// Literally all this function does
processData(data)
}

// Good
takesCallback(processData)

I see this all the time, especially with jr devs.

My finished side projects are very much like my girlfriend,

Nonexistent.

When one of those "Your windows has been infected, click here to remove virus now" ads slips through the adblocker while I'm on my Linux

"I would like to change the world, but they won't give me the source code!" - source unknown

For fuck sake Facebook! do position:fixed for your goddam toolbar on mobile site because you have that fucking infinite scroll!

Saw this in a tutorial i was watching

When you have a workmate that drinks more than 8cups of coffee a day and u decided to hide the coffee maker, now he's using the microwave to make coffee!

#coffeeoverdose

This happens way to often😔😂

Making the best of a bad situation

True story: After making a mistake while writing a check, I literally reached out to an imaginary keyboard and wanted to ctrl+z it... if only life was that simple

Booted up my Windows VM today. I was nearly able to read an email before this happened.

Some things never change...

the difference between ctrl+c and ctrl+v, is I only hit ctrl+v 1 time.