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Badly.

Testers be like: "Error when using system (see screenshot)"

Nice one, super descriptive with where and what you did to encounter the error, oh and cheers for the finger nail sized screenshot!

Everything can be fixed, it just requires a methodical and calm approach.

That's what I keep repeating in my head, as I desperately try to fix my mums washing machine before she gets back from holiday.

Been working on this project for the last 9 months, it's 1000 times bigger than the original spec, but the worst part of the whole experience is the god damn Microsoft Access database and migrating data from it.

Wanky encoding, references that aren't actually linked up, ID's that aren't unique, meaningless columns and table names.

Pushed me to the edge.

Microsoft are buying GitHub you say?

So I stashed my changes to switch branches and quickly fix a f**k up, then I switched back and went to 'pop' the stash.... only I didn't click 'pop' I clicked...'delete' and GitKraken or ShitKraken as it should be called, didn't ask for confirmation... it just deleted all my changes. FML

Genuinely fuck NPM and Homestead on a Windows environment.

You know they hired world class "BA's" when you see this level of detail on Jira.

😠

If I had a penny for every time, I go on a
site and go to contact/find us and see this.
Which part of you need an API key do people not get?

Rabbit hole class refactoring.

"I'll just tidy up this method, oh and this one...and..."

It's amazing how quickly a find and replace in one class can ruin your life.

Close to project completion (2 years).
PM confesses he hasn't ever logged into the product.

Error 400.
Mother Fudger.

Fuck appraisals and their 8 page document.

Do you know what's grinding my gears today... the way my colleague keeps finger slapping his left hand mouse button every 5 seconds.😠

BRB just updating the time stamps on all records in the DB. 😂

Cool progress Apple... cool progress.

Just backed the Kickstarter for FontAwesome 5. They've asked for 30k and are on 200k+ already. I think I need to get into making things that look nice.

Share the love: https://kickstarter.com/projects/...

Do you know what I love about Oracle data types?

Nothing.

ORA-00942: table or view does not exist.
Which f**king table?! F**k you Oracle.

Fuck you iOS 10 and your enforcing of require passcode immediately.

Love it when testers loose there shit and take loads of screenshots, arrows everywhere, the lot...
But no explanation of what they are actually trying to show.
😂

When you ctrl/cmd + c and then go to paste and hit freakin' ctrl/cmd + c again instead of ctrl/cmd + v.

Love it when TFS auto-merges javascript files seamlessly... said no one ever.💩

When the marketing exec rings to tell you that they are making a new site for the company...in Wix and that they need to use flash for the "animations".

The beauty of our job. Glorious day sat with my back in the sun, coding, in the summer house.

my email replies today are extremely short and c*nty.

Dev. policy: The use of SELECT * is forbidden.

Open Data Access Layer > first statement: SELECT * FROM bullshit_table

Some peoples questions on Stack Overflow are so fucking cryptic, it's as though the question is written in the language in question.