Due to the coronavirus we are currently required to develop all our web services with SOAP and sanitise all our input for at least 20 seconds.

My family asked me what do I need in these holidays. "Dozen of Raspberry Pi", I replied.

They brought me 12 blueberry.

Someone just sent me a pic of a my comment that is more than 13 years old 😱 The good old VB6 times! 😍😘

So true😂

!rant

Hello dear fellow devs, I got some more nice ram and don't need those ram bars anymore. Write why you should receive them and they are on the way. For people outside germany you (unfortunatly) have to cover the shipping costs.

Programming is a bit like a partner or is to me:
It helps me
It annoys me
I love it
I hate it
Drives me insane
Bores me to death
Excites me beyond belief
Makes me feel dumb
Makes me feel clever
Supports me
Confuses me
Some days it's beautiful
Some days it's unattractive

But going to be together for a long time through all the ups and downs.

Boxed primitive types. You can have a Integer inside a List but not an int inside one.

That's some serious damage

Haven't slept in the last 72 hours, eaten in 24 and shaved or showered in 48+ .. but it is such a delight to move the project to production an hour before the deadline and two hours later to receive an angry phone call from the client because there is 'horrible bug' in the web system - the logo of his company wasn't showing, only the name ... the moron never sent us a logo to begin with, only a MS word document with the company's information and a compressed 200x80 logo in the bottom ...

Today we interviewed a _very_ good Angular1 Dev, by chance we showed him the forked ngRouter module we use, after some debate he explained that we were using it incorrectly.. I asked if he'd used it before to which he responded:

"Yeah, I'm the guy who built it"

😅

Today work at fuck*ng salesforce project. No time to eat. MANA helps. Thanks god

Indent your goddamn code!

Who killed MySQL?

The best feel when people actually notice you! thx!!!! @veslav

I received this from a recruiter. I can't handle the number of syntax errors. Who is it a appealing to :/

Pretty much

Thanks Github :D

My car: the only clock I have to manually -- today...

Daayum. Just tried to like a Facebook post by double tapping on it. :/

someone tell a programmer at Steam to up the vertex buffer size 😹

pretty much.

Boss: "I looked at a testing suite. It is $2,500 a license and I'm buying 60 licenses. You should probably get familiar with it."
LeadDev: "Um, we already use NUnit, and it's free."
Boss: "Hmm...I'd better add Pluralsight training in the budget so you can learn about the new program."
LeadDev: "Oh, no...we need new laptops more than we need software."
Boss:"New laptops? Not my budget. When we buy this new software, everyone is going to use it"
LeadDev: "Everyone? How will you monitor it's usage?"
Boss: "I'll have networking send me captures of all the running tasks on the dev machines. The test suite better be running. Writing good tests will be our #1 priority."
LeadDev: "Um, we already write tests using NUnit."
Boss: "I don't understand what you are saying. I need something I can visualize. This UI testing suite is exactly what I need."
LeadDev: "Maybe the testing suite would be better suited for you and QA?"
<click..click>
Boss: "Submitted the budget. There will be a test server available for you to configure. This whole project costs over $100,000, so don't screw it up. Any questions?"
LeadDev: "Oh...well...what server ..."
Boss: "Dang...sorry, I'm taking off the rest of the afternoon. We'll talk about this more on Monday. Get started on those Pluralsight videos. I'll expect a full training and deployments by next week. Have a great weekend!"

Don't tell me how to live my life!

Now remember the order of operator precedence in JS with a "helpful abbr" :|

😁😂

My daily routine.

Just got back from vacation...

git pull

Just left a job where I felt like one of the best devs on the team. At my new job I feel I have so much to learn from the devs I work with. I'm so happy. :)

C++ vs C

May the programming gods let me sleep tonight, instead of bombarding me with more ideas...