On his first week at job, the junior says:

Hey guys! Check out this new website I found! You'll thank me later.

After a 70 day streak on github, I forgot to commit my daily work and went to a party.

I came back drunk as fuck and thought I lost my steak.

Today I woke up and found that I made a commit and deployed into production, but the message was "Removed funny code"...

Updated a non backed up table in production with no where clause.😭

It took a week to fix it.

A client refused to pay for a hybrid mobile app because he said that he only needed the android version.

After publishing the app he asked if we could submit it on the Apple store because he now wanted the iOS version as well.

At work we were asked to make a web app in less than 1 month.

The client want to take 6 weeks to test it.

Really? More time to test than to develop?