Delivered Project to Client (Android App) and forgot to remove a Toast that I used for Debug purposes. "it fucking works!!"

Just a refresher..

On his first week at job, the junior says:

Hey guys! Check out this new website I found! You'll thank me later.

dude: hey could you hand me a patch cable ?

me: how long?

dude: as short as possible

me: sure buddy

😂😂

#foreveralone 😓

That moment when starbucks open right below your apartment 😍 #freeWiFI

Giving instructions to Git and ending with

"Did you Git it?"

I know that feel

"The support Group 'Dealing With UTF-8 Problems' meets in the upÃ√Á¼er floor.

Stumbled upon this old gold on reddit. If I tell you that my monitor is now not covered in accidentally spat out espresso, I'd be lying. 😂😂😂

When you've been testing and debugging for an hour frustrated and furious and then found out that you've been editing a different file the whole time. 😥

That one killed me x) 😂😂

Truth.

1998:
- Don't get in strangers' card
- Don't meet people from internet

2016:
- Literally summon strangers from internet to get in their car

My boss baught me a new setup because he crashed into my car. I think i can accept this apology^^

Never let your computer know that you are in hurry. Computers can smell fear. They slow down if they know that you are running out of time.

My boss is pissed at me for browsing devRant. So I've created Chrome Extension so i could quickly open\hide it.

Feel free to get it from Chrome Store: https://goo.gl/J05XhT

Never trust printers.

I've been slowly increasing the size of my tech manager's mouse cursor over the last month when he leaves his computer unlocked. It's about an inch tall now and he hasn't noticed yet. Everyone else in the office does and it's the best thing ever.

So I barely get home and I see my 10 year old sister in the living room coding with the Xcode Playground, I asked her where she learned how to do that and she said "I just read the books you had." I'm so proud. 😭🤘🏼

I was explaining git and Github to one of my friends during our boring maths class when he asked : "What is the difference between git and Github?". Just then another friend of mine sitting in front turns out and said : "It's like the difference between porn and Pornhub".

When everyone in the room has android devices and someone says "ok Google"...

I just wrote "git vomit" instead of "git commit".

Pointy Haired Boss: "There's an issue with this simple bit of that service, could you take a look?"
Me: "Sure, give me a minute to investigate"
*A minute later*
Me: "No wonder there's a problem, this code is horrendous! What idiot wrote this unmaintainable crap?"
PHB: "Doesn't matter, just fix it, test it and release it."
Me: "I just want to check who did it, so they never touch our code again."
*Checks SVN log*
Me: "Well, I guess I can never touch our code again."

When my Friends ask the same.😠😠😠

There is no coder who does not listen to music while coding.

How do you fix a bug in a badly written code?
You don't. You re-write that shit!

YouTube race

accedently used chmod on chmod so i no longer had permissions to chmod.

thank goodness for remote server images.

oh the rage..