buzzword translations:

"cloud" -> someones computer

"big data" -> lots of somewhat irrelevant data

"ai" -> if if if if if if if if if if if if if else

"algorithm" -> something that works but you don't know why

"secure" -> https://

"cyber security" -> kali linux + black hoodie

"innovation" -> adding something completely irrelevant such as making a poop emoji talk

"blockchain" -> we make lots of backups

"privacy" -> we store your data, we just don't tell you about it

Jesus, Apple are fucking amazing at design! A keyboard I need to prop up with a book and a mouse I can't use when charging.... Genius!!!!

Don't be like jimmy... test before committing! 😋

Boss: We need this update deployed and propagated before end of day.

Web: done!
Android: done!
iOS:...
Boss: what's the matter?
iOS: 2-3 business days, sir.

Apple and its app review process. Ugh!

Got the best cake for my 30th birthday. Only if my wife understood what language I program with. I still love her though!

Happy Pi day people!

LOL!!!

Same here

100 / 100 😂😂

Don't undervalue yourself! 😀

Just leaving this here

Trying to come up with function names when it does more than one thing.

Cred: Practical Dev

:P How to save people

When stack is down 😵

root@eos $ ping google.com

just to check my Internet connection.

I woke up nicely, made my coffee and breakfast, got into coding mood, really motivated.

"Huh, how am I supposed to do this... Let's Google. Ah, StackOverflow has the perfect solution to my problem."
*clicks link*
*irritated internal scream*
Noooooooo!

Well... Erm...

Using JQuery to load JQuery. What's next?

Only me?

This should be in every email client ever, always. Now. And forever.

Geeky way to reach out to the girl/guy you have a crush on.

When I started using the console...

"Like Facebook, but better"

Error: caller not found

True story...

... Yep

ERRORs are red,
INFOs are blue.
My logs look pretty,
But not as pretty as-
Wait, hold on. Why are there ERRORs in here?
Why is the homepage returning a 5- oh crap.
Can you just... Can you give me a minute?

True programmer think so ...