If you hold up a UNIX shell to you ear, can you hear the C?

3 weeks ago, at 33, I jumped ship from a dead end career as a technician and landed my first programming job at a startup. The pay is lower for now and I'm constantly feeling burnt out from learning so much so fast, but I haven't been this happy in years. Seeing light at the end of the tunnel can do wonders for your mental health.

"The server is flooded!"

"With requests? DDoS?"

"No."

To all new devs:
- Your language of choice is fine.
- There is no superior way to indent, yours is fine.
- Your IDE is fine.
- Your OS is fine.

Unless you work in my team, of course.

When you're getting paid by the hour instead of by the job.

Source: UNILAD Tech

Yeah no

In response to the earlier BatDuck... Meet ChewQuacker

Microsoft mentioned devRant on Twitter

I must be desperate I'm on page 5 of google results

General advice: If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

47 tests passed for Cracking the Code Interview questions.

Time for a drink.

I wish we could branch out our lives like in git. Just fork at critical decision points, try out both/ multiple outcomes simultaneously, then reconcile and merge back into master.

Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

Oh yeah, we are starting a new project

Without words.

When I accidentally double tap on someone's rant.

So im colorblind and i just recently found out that most IDEs use color syntax and it sounds like such a good idea.

#titanic{
float: none;
}

~$ alias fucking=sudo

Now I can tell my computer to fucking do shit.

Applied at GitHub today. Wish me luck!!!

Boys use the word FRIENDSHIP to strart the relationship...

Girl use the word FRIENDSHIP to end the relationship...

Real example of Polymorphism...😜😜😜

Nice try

It's 2016, I'm still writing commit messages like,

We are all Gods 😂

you know what... I'm pissed... I'm fucking mad... this has gotten beyond the point of annoying... and I need to get off my chest... I AM LEARNING HOW TO PROGRAM ANYTHING FROM PYTHON TO C++ TO PHP not "wasting my time playing stupid games" for over 3 fucking years... I tell my parents and they just won't listen... like they think that they're right but they're not... this is my passion and my future life and they shake it off like it's nothing! fuck fuck FUCK! FUCK!!! I really need a stress ball or else I'll probably end up throwing my mouse across the fucking room...

The relevant code was known to be unstable. Can't say that I was not warned :D

How to write ethnically correct code!

studyng algorithms and data structures :(

If naming classes, methods and variables in your (not english) native language seems like a good idea, please get another job.

Technical phone screens be like, "we see you have years of OOP experience, but can you tell us about the differences between an interface and an abstract class?"

Yes. Yes I can. Can you tell me why you're asking such basic questions? Is this something people actually don't know this late in the game?