🤣 🤣 True story 🤣 🤣

Fuel pumps going binary?

Because you can't improve on perfection

Just noticed you can ++ a rant by double tabbing it. Nice hidden feature :)

Do NOT be overwhelmed nor discouraged when you realized how little you know.

after all software dev is still a work in progress :)

Life's moto

Devs vs QA

how do you dress up to work?

This morning Google asked me to come away from a search and into this dark portal to begin its underground recruiting process w/ me. Humbled += Intrigued.

This is a rant because they also gave me a deadline and I have other deadlines, Google!

But the REAL question is: tabs or spaces, Google?

Pokemon Go 🙄 Who all are addicted to this SHIT?

I plan to integrate it in the very next crack xD

that feeling when half your day is meetings :/

Duty calls

Yo momma's so fat that the first ever, 2 tonne 500MB storage device made, fit in her pocket.

The future is here

Are you reading your own email?! Do you even comprehend what you just wrote?!

At least it's Friday. Happy Friday everyone!