Hahahaha

"I'm not paying for a website that's going to be free to visit, that doesn't make sense"
-A million $ idea guy

Do you as a developer use
1. Noise cancelling headsets
2. Music
while working?

If music, what kind or genre?
Personally, I listen a lot to Electronic Ambience/Chillstep.

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Instant rage.

FUCCCCKCKCKKC FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING CUNTFUCK BULLSHTI FUCKK!
I SWEAR TO GOD LINKING LIBRARIES IN C++ IS THE WORST FUCKIGN THING ON THE ENTIRE FUCKIGN PLANET.
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Guys, I am getting married in one hour 🎉

"You're gonna lose. BUG TIME"

Just joined, 'Hello World from Kenya!'

When you write your own unit tests, and feel like an actor doing their own stunts.

No? Anybody?

Not that much dev-related, but still...

I wish I had a way of decompiling the code of my life, correcting it and then compiling it. I was diagnosed with Depression yesterday and it has turned me absolutely empty. The kind of empty where you feel like you're a void.

I'll survive. I know that much. I also know that it's going to be even harder than it was before.

Just for lighting the mood. This is also my struggle.

USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails

Microsoft tech summit... Doesn't need a comment

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

My friend said this,

Roses are red,
The screen turned blue,
I'm not a programmer,
What the fuck do I do.

That moment when you are the person who caused someone else's rant ...... :/

*listens to music using Samsung earphones*
Person next to me: Nice song
Neighbor: Nice song
Aliens: Nice song

Deploying to production with ssh and git pull on a screen session.

I'm from the UK. My CS teacher took a dislike to me in junior high school, dissuading me from taking the classes I needed to take computer science at college. I ended up starting an economics major and then dropping out.

With the support of my family and friends I started over as a self taught as a developer.

I'm now a Tech Director in New York and love my job.

Has anyone ever used the "it's not a bug it's a feature" line?

Pro tip:
Decorate your room like a lecture hall so you fall asleep faster

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"Programming is like writing a book... except if you miss a single comma on page 156 the whole thing makes no damn sense" - unknown

-Laughed at Gitlab the other day
-Accidentally dropped my db today.

fuck karma

Can't stop laughing.... Brilliant post...

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@dfox Another bug.
Sometimes when i double click on a rant to ++ it, it opens it twice instead (i have to press back twice to get to feed).

!rant
I'm at a club and browsing devRant whilst my friends are getting drunk.
I guess I'm really an introvert and a huge nerd.

Oh yes I know how it feels.

"I'm not ugly. I just reduce my graphics to have better performance."