On to the next one

Marvelous.

Doom-sembly!
...doom.

This cracked me up...😂😂

Sysadmin TIL:
Hiring PHP developers does not contribute to the quota of employees with disabilities.

Is there an debugger duck AI?

Just an AI to chat while you debug

Totally agreed.

How i feel when I found the bug... But then I didn't.

Which one do you want ?

In response to the earlier BatDuck... Meet ChewQuacker

I hate it when clients force me to fix their fucking magentos with crappy javascript fuckarrounds because the shop is already a huge pile of fuck with window resize events fucking up all onservers. 4 jquery includes all messed up fucking each other in a cum gobbling bukkake because you never know which jQuery, $j, jsm or jFuckYou is bound to which library. I know i have to spill my own fuck all over that fuck. Frontpage slider is raping the search results for slides leaving dead meat in the results foreever. Fuck your fucking fuck you fucking fucker.

Don't forget to sleep young padawan.

It's never too late for vim and regex

Laughed at this :wq, showed to gf, she can't understand why it's so funny ;)

This makes me consider changing career paths.

I would like to see the reaction of people if they get one now :D

"Please make the splash screen longer, 3-5 seconds at least"
So you are the "mobile UX expert"? Do you realize people want to achieve things without wasting time and patience? In 5 seconds I may get distracted with a notification or anything else IRL and I I'll even forget I ever opened your app. Puf, you lost a potentially paying user.
All this just to give some fu***** visibility to some small logos of your sponsors. What about an about page so everybody is happy?

Inspired

I believe the next step of devRant development should be open sourcing everything and letting us help with further development.

I'm spending time here, why not help a bit too?

Best part of being a dev? Being paid to fix problems in the code you created yourself.

My new coding buddy is coming home October 11.

Laundry day for developers

CSS in a nutshell

Shopping goals - meeting this salesman

Land mines, dragons, and dinosaurs with laser guns!!

I booted up the biggest windows VM azure could have and posted this on facebook saying something like "it's about time i make an upgrade"

"If you document it, it's not a Bug - it's a Feature."

Just learnt Node JS a week back for a personal project. Started working on it and had to get hospitalized for Dengue. Feeling like a helpless non tech guy without my laptop 😓

!rant
A few years back, when my youngest cousin was about 7 years old, she asked me the most innocent question ever.

She said, "what's the internet?"
I answered, "it is where you can find anything that came from other people".

"Wanna see baby tigers?" I added then she nodded.

I Google searched 'tiger cubs' and showed the image results to her. She beamed a very big smile and said "let's look for another one!" So we did search for a few animal photos and I saw how happy she was!

Now she's a gamer who loves minecraft, Pewdiepie, and FPS games! :)

Our junior programmer is stuck in a do-while loop. He starts with a normal question, and then each question after will be "But Why ?", until I am ready to throttle him, or I run out of memory.