🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

Obviously!

So I got this as a first step of an interview process.

So a prospective client told me I look like an addict for asking for a retainer

I thought it'd be a good idea to move my AppData folder

Totally fucked up my laptop

Oh, thanks, webpack.

:/

I love when you stare at a problem for like an hour, then go eat a burrito, ten come back and instantly realise the solution

I accidentally terminated both a client's website and my own in a single click

I skip work a lot and I bring my laptop to friends places

😅🙃

Just migrated my WHM instance from one server to another and it was actually way easier than expected
✌️

#infosec

Rebuilding instead of refactoring

So I started a new on prem contract. No coffee machine in the office and the kitchen has no utensils. Wtf

Gotta love when recruiters try telling me they have a front end role that requires 5+ years experience in Java and Spring.

Get your technologies right

Nice, 420+

Neopets

When you're on the phone with a support agent who asks you to spell out a URL letter by letter...

...only to finally spell out google.com

Sure. Just unplug my ethernet cable without asking. Not like I'm trying to work or anything, right?

So I started a new job. The software is totally proprietary, and honestly pretty outside of my specialty.

And I fucking hate how every time I ask a question someone laughs.

I'm sure they're trying to keep the tone light but after a while it just pisses me off.

Don't make me feel guilty for trying to get assimilated.

Make sure your clients are never also your neighbors...

>Building advertising platform
>Life is good
>Fire up the dev server and open in browser
>No assets
>What the fuck
>Check code and config for like an hour it's all good
>What the fuck
>Try incognito browser, it works.
>What the fuck
>Oh yeah. Adblock. Fuck.

Someone asked me to make a "public and open private communication network for spy agencies"

Why ask a question if you're just gonna cut me off

> Am writing code
> Life is good
> Add debugger keyword
> Script pauses
> Type in var name... Undefined.
> ...What?
> Check out local scope. It's there. What the fuck?
> Add console.log(myVariable)
> Refresh
> Logs variable no problem. Cool.
> Type in my var name
> Undefined

FFFUUUUUUU-

So my client thinks he knows how to code and is freaking out that I won't give him FTP access to the server.