I haven't laughed this hard for a long time...
Just watch

https://youtu.be/5p8wTOr8AbU

#Deep #Memories

Cassandra doesn't currently support deleting data by ranges (ex. someidkey < 100). Arrghhhhgh

Expectation vs Reality..😂😂😂

I don't remember where did I found this, but there you go.

Looked to my right and saw my colleague trying to solve an issue looking at Stackoverflow

me irl

Roll safe. ;)

<?php OpenDevRant() {
$motivation++;
$productivity--;
} ?>

Whenever its written push, I pull...

I want to always have the latest version xD

Holy fucking shit.

Why do people always expect you to know absolutely everything the second they ask?!

PM: "Yes yes of course we can do that!!! We've done it a million times, we do it for breakfast HAHAHAHAHA"

ME: "Well not really, we've never implemented a solution like that one, its gonna take some time to figure it out"

PM: "HAAAAHAHAHA HE'S SOO FUNNYY LMAOFUDKSJ DONT WORRY WELL HAVE IT READY FOR TOMMORROW :P".

Holy fuuuck I understand you wanna make the sell but you need to give the costumer a realistic look at things, at least give a reasonable deadline for what he's asking! FFS ASK ME HOW COMPLICATED ARE THE THINGS HES ASKING FOR BEFORE TELLING HIM WHEN THEY'RE GONNA BE READY! MAKE A FUCKING ESTIMATE, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A TEAM!

Oh and this rant is gonna happen, dont care if I get fired.This needs to change.

Worst Hackathon ? When you have coded so hard during 48 hours to have a functional prototype and the winners get trophee with a static PowerPoint, full of bullshit buzzwords...

Quote of the day

A friend of mine took part in development of a website for a real estate agency. Their database was stored on a floppy disk.

Merry Christmas, devRant community && happy new year

Programing Alarm

Just released my JS devRant API wrapper. It has support for posting, viewing, voting and much more. If you are interested here is the NPM package:
https://npmjs.com/package/...

Sorry but i must do it too:

I GOT THE JOB!

Has anyone ever looked over the code that they wrote like two years ago and just felt embarrassed of how bad it is?

A relationship

I always knew Linux was my friend...

True...