Just very diplomatically told the VP of Engineering to kick rocks (fuck off) for calling me at nearly 9pm to talk about project planning for a thing that isn’t even in active development.

Asked point blank if we were dealing with a life or death thing. He said no. I replied “then we can talk about this tomorrow”.

He balks and tries to tell me how important it is.

I cut him off “I wasn’t asking you, I am telling you it’s a quarter to 9 and I’m at a bar. This call is over. We’ll talk tomorrow. Good NIGHT”. With as much aggression and pissed off emphasis as I could muster on the ending.

Stay tuned to find out if I still have a job after this.

Career ladder ...

Uh oh

coughing so much lately that I'm expecting six packs soon

Wait but that's ille.....

...every single time.

Accurate

Android studio in my case. lol

Svg. Ever heard of it?

Last monday I just ask my boss to add our intern number to office group

Me and my dev boyfriend went camping the other day in the middle of nowhere in Chile. Before entering the campsite we agreed no dev talk on the hike and then the moment we arrive we get the 0th tent platform. We looked at each other and chuckled our way into the tent 😂
#relationshipGoals

Spooky

Ok so i just bought a 256 GB SSD macbook pro and long story short i actually have 200 GB of free space when you take everything that takes up the space.

The fucking Catalina OS upgrade takes 8 GB.

Is this enough memory for programming/work related stuff???

7/4/2018

I can never read this date properly

Is this 7th april
Or is this 4th july????

Fuck your american date format

damn this is brilliant

Have I mentioned lately how much I LOVE the stability of slack (and electron apps in general)?

Got notified of a new message in slack, clicked the channel and this is what I see, even after a restart. No content or UI controls of any kind are being rendered. No workspaces, no loading spinners, no errors, no warnings ... just nothing.

I don't give a fuck about your integrations, apps, giphy, video calls, search, threading ... I just want to read text.

Piece of fucking shit

C is just plain Savage in everyway

Me for good 10 days

🤔 If developers were linguists...

Person 1: How do you say "????" in Italian?

Person 2: Why don't you use Japanese? It's a much better language.

Shitty meme time

mood asf

Kill him!!

No,Thanks I can wait one more day.

seriously man, how do u do that

fucking placeholder text

😂😂😂😂

I'm finally on a Lindsey Stirling concert! 😀😍 Feels nice after a long work session.

Docs!

penguins ...