Dev: Microsoft is shit

VS Code: (ಥ⌣ಥ)

Dev: Oh not you dear! You're not like the other guys

VS Code: (｡◕‿◕｡)

Why the fuck would you use Internet Explorer or Edge?

- Every web developer, ever

Front end engineer road map for 2018

I wish I had a group of dev friends to just sit around and code with. It's just been me, myself and I for the past 3 years now..

I hate when I go on stack overflow to find an answer, and all the comments for the correct answer say, "awesome thanks!", "Works perfectly now, thanks!". While I sit staring at my screen feeling like a complete idiot because I don't understand the given answer at all!

Stages of learning angular js
1. Wtf
2. I think I get it.
3. Wtf

Two CSS properties walk into a bar.
A barstool in a completely different bar falls over.

You don't have to fix your pull request if you directly merge it into master.

Once you go mac, you never go back

Left one of the demo macs at Best Buy with vim running on a terminal shell. Let's see how long it takes for them to exit vim.

I wear a suit everyday just too make my laptop feel important.

Electron apps everywhere!!

One of the math teachers at school wrote this on the whiteboard.
Merry X-mas everyone!

I have in my head parts of a game, I'd love to build. A top-down space colonization game. You control various spacecrafts and build spacestations etc. to expand your control.
The catch is that you have limited direct controls in-game. Most of the "gameplay" consists of having your own piece of software running somewhere, communicating with the API and controlling your colony.
Similar to Screeps, but I don't like the limitations of writing JavaScript and uploading it to the service. I'd love for the user to have free control of what language to use. They just need to be able to create a TCP socket and communicate with the API

<sarcasm>
Rewriting Windows 8 in Java or PHP. With Eclipse.
</sarcasm>

Trying electron and react, amazing experience so far

Funniest pull request in github 😄😂 :

https://github.com/torvalds/linux/...

Was this planned?

Help.

Fake bug fix

well... I want to punch someone or a lot of people...

Chuck Norris can take a screenshot of his blue screen.

Windows Command Line. It's an abomination and should be killed with fire!

When beginners came to know that Java and JavaScript are not same

$ alias ls=reboot

SAP - Sad After Purchase :/

I JUST DELETED MY LIVE MYSQL SERVER

I DON'T KNOW IF WE HAVE BACKUPS

Human Body in HTML & PHP

Please, this is devRant. So stop reposting reddit/Twitter/9gag content here just to get ++s . PLEASE!