If monday && deployment {
Manager.ordermecoffee();
}

This meme has a point. That only the fullstack dev code will work as intended when delivered.

"Hook me up ill give you a captcha solver script, passrate about 93 percent" :D

@10Dev you forgot onlyfans and omegle before ms teams.

Well.. you cant stop techdebt in agile :) There is no way to do that. Actually you cannot stop techdebt in programming at all it is just time who tells when the start from blank page will begin.
But yea i see your point on feelings talking.

Yep.. remember like yesterday how a fellow dev sent a script for me.. with a line in it written as sudo rm -rf /"$VAR".. yep, with no safeguards. Yep i was about to smash his head after he told me that this script was sent to non-tech people already. Yep.

*logs the overtime*
*pops a cold one*
*writes a comment 'fixed.'*

Dual boot.

Because ui is mostly not for devs :) its for sales. Use awscli, you will find functionality which is not even offered in ui.

Ahh the ol' good one while loop performance improvement :D?

While(true){
Thread.sleep(4000); //lower this number when performance improvement needs to be done

}

Bill every meeting. 0 absolute fucks given if it is 'not company culture'. Then ask them in written form to explain what is work time and explain how the meeting time is not a work time and show where you signed for any type of contract which has anything to do with non billable meetings time.

Did you heard about uncle bob, when he talked about agile? And what it supposed to do and what business people done with it?
Worth to listen! Aswell, don't panic, you are a human. You are the master of your profession, be open to other professionals who have the correct experience under their belt and ignore all of the non-tech guys trying to show their power. At the end of the day - those non tech turds are not needed aswell when they have no people to deal with their shit. You are a professional, you give estimates based on your experience, if noone cares about it - it is not your problem, its the people who cant understand the need of estimate :)

K8s is like *nux. It is stupidly easy when you get a good grip on it.

Thinking about work after work is hard. But you always have alcohol to forget about yesterday.

PO: looks goos enough. Ship it into production by EOD, we already started communicating on all of the sales channels.

Same! Alcohol doesnt work anymore. Need something better to deal with all the shit.

Heh :D feels the same. For half a year i had to develop a feature which i never had the correct accesses to make the same work in a week-two period. And i was not given the access on however much times i asked it. Well, i've got paid for it, completed it via using lower protocols and assumptios with a lot of time wasted.
Not my fault tho :) if people cannot be given tools which need to complete the work. On your scenario i would just create an auto responder with a lost of contacts for specific problems.

+1 for stupidity of decisions!
Also would ask sysadmin to limit the connection speed for that specific endpoint!

Simply :) go to bed. Noone will die (i hope) if it wont be finished. As well would ask to add an actual comment under the ticket for what needs there are. Always have a written form and not spoken.

Everyday when i look into a mirror i see sherlock holmes in myself. Its a very bad feeling.. +1 :(

ILearning curvewq

Did you covered in test which test nothing?
If there are any useful tests - please remove them and go to production.
If all of the tests are testing nothing - please merge and ship it to production!

Never write things on paper in an intentions of if *something* then *do this*. That is a bad idea IMHO, person will not be able to learn critical survival skills rather, he will just use you as a google.

Yep. Bigger issue is to look through your opened PR's and find the correct one to give leads the reference of PR
#struggleisreal

I hate this too.. it is so absurd that i cannot even believe it actually happens.
Well atleast i will have stories to tell for my grandson..

I am a younger generation. And everything i can do, salute you with a hat off. You are a hero!

Haha! Been there! But after a few years of linux usage you start to think of help much more!

Well. With azure you pay what u get :) they are cheap cuz they know they done bad if that is a good way to describe. Overall MS just has the brand which non tech savy people follow around and force technical people to work with it, but there are alot of cheap and good not so well known cloud solutions with their automated devops tools.

Either way i feel your pain for using microsoft.

#ihatems

Hey @root i was at your place. Look around, is it for real the actual noise which gets you offguard?

For me it was an actual unability to understand the codebase and the industry while the management pushed me with tasks which were close to impossible (technical tasks to reforge a legacy project into top-notch tech stack) and some tasks which were 5 minutes walk (easiest possible, but overall weeks of 70-100hrs are normal for me when a hard task is assigned).
You definetly getting burned out, for me the best cure was 2 months of actually getting out from the job/industry itself, during those 2 months the best reliever was the actual 1 week vacation in another country, seeing other cultures, socializing, drinking mochitas on a beach :)
Would hardly suggest get the out of the loop as it will become worse overtime, get vacations and get out from it, get a buddy and go wild vacation. Anyway, good luck and be strong going through all the bs life and management gives!

Definetly crown one is comming! Terminate and get it into quarantine! Don't forget ice!