I have a casual retail job and I need to sell this... It really hurts me.

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

We are in 2017! :)

Yep that's how I want to wake up, with a mini heart attack ...

Debugging be like

Nice mailing service you got there...

When your boss wants it done now but you're on vacation

My team mate trying to focus!

Dear people who complain about spending a whole night to find a tiny syntax error; Every time I read one of your rants, I feel like a part of me dies.

As a developer, your job is to create elegant optimized rivers of data, to puzzle with interesting algorithmic problems, to craft beautiful mappings from user input to computer storage and back.

You should strive to write code like a Michelangelo, not like a house painter.

You're arguing about indentation or getting annoyed by a project with braces on the same line as the method name. You're struggling with semicolons, misplaced braces or wrongly spelled keywords.

You're bitching about the medium of your paint, about the hardness of the marble -- when you should be lamenting the absence of your muse or the struggle to capture the essence of elegance in your work.

In other words:

Fix your fucking mindset, and fix your fucking tools. Don't fucking rant about your tabs and spaces. Stop fucking screaming how your bloated swiss-army-knife text editor is soooo much better than a purpose-built IDE, if it fails to draw something red and obnoxious around your fuck ups.

Thanks.

Ladies and gentlemen...Python.

Backend developer vs frontend developer

I'm such a fucking idiot.

How to write a CV!

Windows.

You know its bad when:

Users be like:

Stack overflow :D

Some of Google's API documentation..

Very accurate

You will understand ;~)

Normally I don't put stickers on my laptops, but today I had to make an exception.

My coffee mug 😎

Something happening

I'm not kidding; I literally don't know how to close Vim on my phone

So this is what people mean when they talk about the kernel?

I realised this only after I started writing codes in JavaScript.

When you finished

ahahahahaha

Yes indeed